DoubleHeadedDildo

Amateur comedian & chronic masturbator. Your new favorite half breed.

- Insta: vault.92
- Xbox One: PandaEars404
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Just made a sale! Earning My Kitty Tail!. Get yours here https://t.co/5gVNy78fIM @manyvids #MVSales

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Just sold! Earning My Kitty Tail!. Get yours here https://t.co/5gVNy78fIM @manyvids #MVSales

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Wake and Bake sesh? Come join me in bed ;)

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My birthday is on the 26th! The more you spend the more appreciative I'll be. YOU MUST INCLUDE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS

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#PantyFetish

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#PantyFetish #RedThong #PantiesForSale

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#PeeFetish #GirlsPeeing #LacePanties #PantyFetish #PantiesForSale

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I talk to myself.. like.. a lot.

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I like to paint my nails when I'm stoned.

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My birthday is this month. Spend $30+ & include your email so I can properly thank you (pics/vids/panties) @RTpig

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@thatsmyufo hey uh, I was about to go to the kitchen & pour a shot. Want one?

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@thatsmyufo which is?
And some suggestions please..

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Wanna know what grinds my gears? When people use my Xbox controller w greasy, pizza fingers!!!

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I need tumblr accounts to follow!!!!!!

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What's on your playlist when you're stoned?

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Birthday is the 26th, preorder me Fall Out 4 (Xbox One)!
All October: buy something off my wishlist, get something back! Include your email