laura

27 | she/her

[laura @lauralite28]

like I can only accept 20 kids and I've got 70 on the list

[laura @lauralite28]

came here to say that I run a club for first and second graders at my school and about 20% of those students have filled out the interest form

[laura @lauralite28]

I deleted this app from my phone and now never use it

[laura @lauralite28]

Literally sobbing as I eat them for dinner tonight bc I haven't had a man go so much out of his way to show he cares, probably ever

[laura @lauralite28]

My bf and I hadn't seen each other for over a week; I traveled to DC and went back to work. He showed up at my apartment last night with a totally homemade dinner and a stuffed capybara for me. And he left me all the leftovers so I'd have easy meals for the rest of the week.

[laura @lauralite28]

I can tell that our "welcome letters" were sent home to families because I'm starting to get emails from parents re: their concerns about their kids for the beginning of the school year

[laura @lauralite28]

@allywhally my bf (39) told me that they used to have an exhibition of "giant animals" like the world's largest horse, and that little monkeys used to ride the pigs in the pig race??

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Libras on Sat night

[laura @lauralite28]

I've been holding out bc I love the memes here but I'm officially removing the Twitter app from my phone

[laura @lauralite28]

@EmmaLouiseSmyth oh no

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[Dean Dobbs @DeanDobbs]

hi ken

[laura @lauralite28]

being off birth control was nice for a while but 1) I miss good sex and 2) I need my clear skin back

[laura @lauralite28]

supposed to get a nexplanon on Friday and was worried my period wouldn't be on time for it, but all the acne on my face would suggest otherwise

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Jiji

[laura @lauralite28]

cashier: just checking, you know the malachite is $16?
me: and it's worth every penny 😤

[laura @lauralite28]

the barbie movie was amazing; I laughed, I cried, I wanted to punch a man

[laura @lauralite28]

🥰🥰🥰

[SoulshineHealing @SoulshineHeali1]

I love these.
Astroooo twitttaaaa bonus round...
Sun, Moon, Rising, Venus 💋

[laura @lauralite28]

me: I'm different from other girls 😉
bf: you sure are
me: 🤨