Laura

Feminist Killjoy 💚 BLM 💗 she/her 💖

[Laura @lauralou1206]

Me when the tour guide tells me my penis headband is inappropriate for the tour

[Laura @lauralou1206]

Yall ever think about how "I don't give a rat's ass" is such a wild expression? Like why do we have to bring rodent asses into the conversation?

[Laura @lauralou1206]

I've never been more excited than when my brandy slush 1) came in a juice pouch and 2) had a lanyard so I didn't have to carry it

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[Danii Horror @daniihorror]

a friday the 13th in october?? the horror/halloween girlies really won

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax

[Laura @lauralou1206]

Learned the hard way not to have 6 martinis at a work sponsored event 🫠

[Laura @lauralou1206]

Today my director used ":P " in a company wide email.... written just like that, no actual emoji...idk if that makes it better or worse.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

good morning you junkie whores

[alexandra @sweetheartcel]

me and the girls going out for a sweet treat

[Laura @lauralou1206]

Okay who's trying to see the barbie movie with me unironically 👀

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

bro i can’t fucking wait to go nighty night

[Laura @lauralou1206]

"She has a tendency to occasionally look fugly"

[Laura @lauralou1206]

This is what it's like being friends with me.

[Laura @lauralou1206]

Adding "officiated a @tacobell wedding" to my resumé. Love Mas my friends 🌮🌈

[Laura @lauralou1206]

@xiaojuncomeover You can buy a single day pass or they have a multiple day pass. I think the multiple day ends up being a better deal if you break it down by day. Also if you're going to LA, k!dnap wayv for me 🙏🏼