laura

shitposting. i have pierogi and hatred for the world in my blood (i'm polish)

[laura @lauramariamer]

i'm gonna fuck up my life in 2025 so bad omg i can't wait

[laura @lauramariamer]

i hate it when people i don't like like what i like. like... no.

[laura @lauramariamer]

@cassandrablack_ don't offend rats ☝️

[laura @lauramariamer]

i can't stand people who think they can cook just because they can make something "edible." anyone can follow a recipe, learn to use spices because your food tastes like sponge

[laura @lauramariamer]

@cassandrablack_ guess.

[laura @lauramariamer]

@cassandrablack_ LMAO

[laura @lauramariamer]

i also hate #misogyny tied up in a pretty bow. atp just call me a slut so i can punch you in the face. treating me like nothing but a pretty accessory that you put in a corner pisses me off. I just want to be treated equally

[laura @lauramariamer]

next year I'll stop being a hater. but it's still 2024 SO....!

[laura @lauramariamer]

so every year i make a playlist of songs that I identify with and that scream "ME" and this year's soundtrack sounds like this 📈📈📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉

give me a break. #betterbegood2025

[laura @lauramariamer]

(i'm virgo btw)

[laura @lauramariamer]

if i had my birthday on christmas or any other holiday, i'd just straight up lie about it. like yeah, i need my own day, i'm not sharing

[laura @lauramariamer]

and i'd choose the coolest zodiac sign for myself. i'd be a virgo cause they're HOT

[laura @lauramariamer]

@cassandrablack_ ikr (sorry ola)

[laura @lauramariamer]

and if i die on all saints' day, better lie about my death and add me at least a few weeks of life, or i'll make ur life not even like paranormal activity, but fucking grave encounters. there's no way i'm getting new cool flowers and candles only once a year

[laura @lauramariamer]

when you joke about your trauma expecting a haha hehe, but they hit you with 'are u okay?' 😞☝️ (no)

[laura @lauramariamer]

@cassandrablack_ watch arcane

[laura @lauramariamer]

wtf #ArcaneSeason2

[laura @lauramariamer]

@cassandrablack_ ok

[laura @lauramariamer]

if it weren't for the door situation, i'd be going to bed right now, but instead, i'm studying. maybe it was a sign from the universe idk

[laura @lauramariamer]

i hate my life

[laura @lauramariamer]

i have to toss my keys out the window to her, so i turned on the neon barbie pink light in my room so she knows which window it is