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[jen @hiiiijen]

don’t ask me to play pickleball w you. play tennis like an adult

[kamisatoswift @kamisatoswift]

him still acting blind for the photoshoot 😭😭😭this show was sofhdhdhdh

[ember loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[bug girl @buggirl]

whenever i see my cats drinking water i am so happy and full of joy im like ah yes please sip from the fountain of eternal life😄 indulge😊 drink it all !😁😁

[moe - sunny18 spoilers @b33tlz]

they should call it always funny in philadelphia cuz its so funny

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

A random moment from every episode in Always Sunny season 4

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

SpongeBob is really patient with Patrick I’m glad Patrick has a friend like that in his life

[taffy @_tinytaffy]

i hate how everyone started using “overstimulated” instead of “overwhelmed”

[chris @chrisismetrying]

i’ve never seen gossip girl but i think gossip girl should’ve been serena’s secret british twin that kidnaps her and we get the reveal that she’s gossip girl by her saying “ello sistah”

[rhiannon lewis' butch @lottiesnoopy]

happy birthday to my close and personal friend snoopy

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

having a cat running at you when arriving home is genuinely keeping me alive atm

[Raven Jade @HighwayyChild]

I hate being negative but wow I’m tired of everything sucking. People, traffic, quality and prices of everything, etc etc etc.
I drive to the store, people drive like assholes, the card reader doesn’t work, the attendant is rude, I spend $80 on two little bags, I’m SICK.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough.

[latke @latkedelrey]

we are in a meanie epidemic

[hera @shiningdaisies]

minus the resting bitch face and the grumpiness and the hateful things i say i do think i am a ball of sunshine

[:3 @bisxeaul]

one year since i started working a corporate job post grad and it honestly does take the life out of u in a lot of ways i can’t do this for 40 years no shade

[pika capital @pikacap]

Woke up with the explosive diarrhea lettuce virus. I think 1 of my 14 espresso martinis last night was infected

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I feel so bad when i cant hold conversations sorry for being boring as shit