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[laura🫀 @lauranc__]

Será q o Beto faz ideia q a gnt sente saudades dele todo santo dia?! Te amo sempre meu poodle❤️

[laura🫀 @lauranc__]

@sequelazz Onde foi isso? Acordei bem grogue da minha endoscopia e acho q vc acabou de desbloquear uma memória ~e não das boas

[my melody pistola @mymelvdy]

tirando meu idealizante (menino que eu idealizo) do ghosting que dei nele pq finalmente consegui resolver meus problemas e estou menos ansiosa pois nao consigo existir e manter relaçoes quando tenho problemas

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[々 @ayospawned]

@Favwontmiss My grades convinced everyone I was organized. My bedroom, backpack, and nervous system strongly disagreed.

[:: maru :: @cityhaunts13]

estou eternamente presa no sentimento de quando vc tem 8 anos e ta no churrasco da familia e acorda num quarto escuro escutando a musica abafada cheio de criança dormindo ai vc sai e seus pais estao bebendo se divertindo e vc fica de mau humor mas nao sabe oq ta errado exatamente

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

Pedro Pascal photographed at the Chanel Fashion Show in Paris. 📷

[blue @bluewmist]

You've got to get almost annoyingly serious about trusting yourself. You heard what you heard. You saw what you saw. You felt what you felt. Your body is speaking to you. Believe it.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m a vet and I absolutely love Gen Z pet parents.
Today I diagnosed a cat with inflammatory bowel disease and explained the treatment options. The owner looked at her cat and said:
Like mother, like daughter. I guess only hot girls get stomach problems.

[Filosofia Moderna @FilosofiaMderna]

🙌

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

there are two types of people. one that cares about food safety and refuses to touch anything that has been in the fridge for more than two days and one that will eat expired yogurt as long as it smells fine. they marry each other.

[lucy…⭐️ @stallihyune]

when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs

[27. @dimvji]

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious

[Marya ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @pastelflaive]

can i say something he is the only man i find hot when he manspreads like this is too much im too far gone

[laura🫀 @lauranc__]

I bet we were fun

[vique @thenicestevil]

é inaceitável passarmos por isso num país em que há macumba feitiçaria maçonaria catolicismo e crente neopentecostal pqp cada um aqui precisa fazer a sua parte

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Pode vir, Haaland.
Se tem uma coisa que jogador brasileiro sabe é torar loira.

[carol 📖 @carolzaghetti]

eu jogando queimada na educação física

[mari⁷ @cowboylikedin]

"you attract what you fear" ahhh beautiful middle aged brown eyed man with curls and beautiful smile