Laura Cassie

retail lady. ethical fashion. bleeding heart lefty. prone to ranting. sick of bullshit.

[Paul F Verhoeven @paulverhoeven]

Some morning, I want out of this country.

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@amoon1a2a3a4 also nb particularly applies to politicians/political parties/ consumer brands/university societies/financial institutions

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@amoon1a2a3a4 it is the fucking pits and needs to stop

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

Ppl please stop captioning everything with "so wow, such *noun*, much *noun* etc now please im so done with doge etc #TrendingNow #idiots

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

Breaking News: Sandstone University in Shock Conservative VC Situation

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@AlexButterworth @Dylan_Caporn all of us at my booth certainly wanted to. Libs, Greens and ALP united by a common enemy. Sort of nice haha.

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@AlexButterworth @Dylan_Caporn metro prelim results I've heard so far are consistent with Libs losing 3rd spot to PUP tho

[Roger Cook @RogerCookMLA]

Premiers parting shot crossing the floor after debate on NIB stadium "Dont expect any invitations to the soccer or rugby anymore".

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@Certainium i wish. I'm too chicken to ride it out so I tend to drop lots of hints early on. It's bound to happen eventually though :-(

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@Certainium nope, I just have suspicions haha.

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

Never not screening my tinder matches for possible liberal voting tendencies.

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@amoon1a2a3a4 @alexanderdew you guys are the blurst.

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@vodkandlime NOT HELPING. what if I just lost the man of my dreams AND I'm wrong about 9/11

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

That awkward moment when you tell a tinder match you don't think 9/11 was an inside job and they stop talking to you...

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

Dreamed about a movie that's half Ocean's Eleven, half Inglorious Basterds and then I woke up and The Monuments Men was a thing #psychic

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@amoon1a2a3a4 and just like that, all your dreams came true.

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@amoon1a2a3a4 salient point. Maybe I'll unfollow everyone and start again

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@amoon1a2a3a4 haha you should check it out! No but srsly twitter is too depressing in the age of Abbott

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@amoon1a2a3a4 too busy with tinder

[Laura Cassie @laurandorder]

@amoon1a2a3a4 hiii I'm back in the land of the tweeting