laura 🦋

probably double fisting yerbamate under a disco ball somewhere 🪩✨ ♍︎ sun ♉︎ moon ♊︎ rising • 🧡🤍🩷

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

2 years without you… and I miss you all the time, rach 💔

[Rach @lilcheeesestick]

No one missed me while I was alive so you won’t miss me when I’m gone

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@AuracleMusic yes and it took 5 years off of my life

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

this website/app has gone to absolute horse shit since el0n took over and ruined everything that made the OG twitter so much fun

anyways… I finally succumbed to peer pressure and am hauling my ass over to bluesky now — so ya follow me over there i guess… or don’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@fl00r3d still need help?

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@sugareebabie and that’s on fucking around and finding out!!

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@sugareebabie good lol

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@barntlar im ready for the san andreas fault to give us the “big one” like… asap

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@SuperDuperRobb you’re the GOAT!!!!

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

genuinely and seriously considering talking to my primary healthcare practitioner, a woman who I’ve known and been treated by since I was in elementary school, about the steps I’d need to take in order to have an elective tubal ligation surgery… i‘m being so dead serious rn

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@NelaHadzic dead ass i want before/after screenshots of everyone’s bank accounts & tax returns for the next 4 years

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@BUKEZFINEZT how do i apply?

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@Jesse_bslade yo…..

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@AmyNicoleSabas i’m fucking terrified

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@SvddenRezzbian with pleasure

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@itspandorah i love you tara

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

welp i officially left the family group chat this morning

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@itspandorah right there with you ❤️‍🩹

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Sarah McBride just became the first trans member of the House of Representatives, winning in Delaware!

[laura 🦋 @laurarella]

@wreckno beefing with my father IRL — i feel this

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today:

– Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them. Thank them. 

– Don’t share things before checking your sources. 

– Let the process run its course. It takes time to count every ballot.