Laura Rook

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

@nwater_care 7531506618 I am no longer available for my appt at the home tomorrow. Can do 30th May instead? Thanks

[Boropolis @Boropolis]

☎️ | Two assists for @ryangiles7 today…

#Boro | #UTB

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

14 year Twitter anniversary and the love/hate relationship of social media still sends me.

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

Fancy wearing a head torch that flashes only red when leaving a campsite toilet. Thought fucking ET had just been for a huge shit for a second

[Graeme Bandeira @GraemeBandeira]

Here’s something I prepared earlier. Best get colouring in…

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

Come to the conclusion that meat should never be spreadable 🤢

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

Can too hot to handle spicy foods make you feel drinker? Asking for a pal

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

WHY IS MY INSTA FULL OF SHITTY INFLUENCER ACCOUNTS THAT I DE-LIB-ERATELY CHOOSE NOT TO FUCKING FOLLOW 😡😡😡😡

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

Don’t wish to speak too soon, but I’m having an unbelievable time in life atm

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

Not burnt once on my holiday, which is an absolute achievement for me. The stuff has given me 34453725 spots though. Guess you win some and you lose some

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

Boys might not have been able to bring it home, but the girls certainly could!!! 😏💃🏻⚽️

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

WHY DOES 4G LIE TO YOU?! Telling me right now I have a bar, go on ebert single one of my apps to refresh and NOTHING fucking loads 🤯🤯🤯

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

I reckon some people would get shit loads more done if they spent less time putting it on the gram #boreoff

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

Here right, I’ve got a question. Why’s everyone kicking off about kids playing rugby or heading balls in football when boxing is still a thing? Not knocking boxing, I just think is there not bigger benefits to sport..?

[caz @Team_Schroder]

Hey @Boro any chance @BoroWomen can play a game at the Riverside please. There is 21k at St James Park for Newcastle women

[All On The Board @allontheboard]

Have a marvellous Monday.
Whatever needs doing you can do it because you’re awesome.

#MondayMotivation #Monday

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

Also love it when Rhe fussed that we’ve not got enough to drink, so goes to the bar, comes back and pours the full thing on the table 🙃👍🏻

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

Full fucking credit to couples who work shifts. Literally don’t know what I’d do with myself if I could only see Rhe once in every 10 days roughly (sleeping next to each other doesn’t count)

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

As in ‘cousin’, not ‘because’ btw

[Laura Rook @laurarooky]

I think ‘cuz’ might most definitely be the most disgusting phrase in the English (urban) dictionary