laura 🧚🏼‍♀️

ni modito 🫧⚰️

[˚₊‧꒰ა jeppy is seeing charli ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @N3XTL3V3LJ3PPY_]

today my grandma informed me that i alone have to be the one to destroy ai

[jonah ★ @lavndrhazejonah]

you girls are all gonna be friends and you’re all gonna like it

[bella🪽 @phoebedjo]

“phoebe is literally a cheater” ok she’s literally my goat???

[isaac @THOUGHTFVL]

sometimes i forget my 47 year old mother is still just a girl

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

The 70s were a different planet. Imagine trying to reduce your drug use by moving to Berlin with Iggy Pop

[♡Kayla♡ @DaeKayy]

I don't want to see the dragons dance no more.
ENOUGH!!!! 😭😭

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[tobi 🍏⚔️📚 | HOTD s3 IS ENDING @TobyAfton13]

head tilt so good you can immediately tell he just realized that they were being played in their faces omg

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Getting Anxious About How Stressed She's Been

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

It’s over for me in some regards but that just frees me up to do other things

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#yeah

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[laura 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurasalgadort]

yo: el feng shui está mal
viri: eso es algo político?

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

is anyone else their fathers female son

[Fred @Grand_handsomer]

Here we have Larry the Cat attacking a Chinese spy drone outside of the Prime Minister’s house. He simply cannot be fooled and quite frankly he is a hero

[Abu Kittens ⵣ ✪ ▄︻╦芫≡══-- 🌺 ☠︎︎ ﹏𓊝﹏ @mabukittens]

when my fake hassidic beard falls off at the netanyahu meet and greet

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i often delay my responses for a few days to honor the traditional concept of postal correspondence and letters.