Laura LJ Sisemore

Pro communicator 🗣, amateur mom 🧟‍♀️, expert nasty woman 💁🏻‍♀️ | Now: AWS ☁️ | Then: Alaska Air, Cap Hill (D) & SJ Sharks | Opinions are my own

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

Happiest Holidays to Sheromy from @Shutterfly who saved my Christmas (and comms professional rep) by fully refunding and replacing my order when I stupidly wrote 2002 instead of 2022 on my cards. Shutterfly and their 100% Happiness Guarantee can’t be beat! 🎄😃♥️ #customerforlife

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

@UPS 99% sure your driver is delivering to my address but “place” instead of “avenue” and you have no way other than Twitter for me to tell you this. It’s unbelievable

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

@UPS you’ve claimed to deliver two separate packages to me this week that haven’t arrived and refused to let me speak with a live rep to discuss. How do you suggest I proceed? How is your customer service so bad?

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

'Why do they have to cover their face?': ⁦@clarissaward⁩ pressing Taliban commander on Afghan women's rights is one of the bravest and most stunning journalistic moments I’ve ever seen. Her nerve and determination are unmatched #shero
https://t.co/rGgPppbkK3

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

Is there anything more wonderful right now than hearing the greeter at @riteaid say, “Hi, welcome! Are you here for the vaccine?” Why yes I am you beautiful, essential worker, you! Thanks to all the people making vaccinations possible and super pleasant 💉💪🏼♥️ #GetVaccinated

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

“Justice for Black America is justice for all of America. This case is a turning point in American history for accountability of law enforcement and sends a clear message we hope is heard clearly in every city and every state." - the Floyd family #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

@MichaelRRoy I feel like when I ran someone else’s social was exactly when my own social went pretty dark. I just didn’t have the energy for it!

[Yan Kung @KungLab]

Are you sad and angry about the surge in anti-Asian violence? Wondering if there’s something anti-racist you can do? One idea: learn how pronounce Asian names! It doesn’t have to be perfect. Just try, and it will make a difference to your Asian friends and people you meet. (1/8)

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

Well this is some BS and surely a Title IX violation. How did anyone associated with @marchmadness and @ncaawbb think this was acceptable?

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

@ayron735 You are and always have been an effing rockstar and I’m grateful to have you inspiring me in ways that began but now have gone so far beyond our shared work experience. I have it on good authority you’re going to be very happy in this next stage. I’ll see to it personally 🥰

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

I parted my hair in the middle on a whim and damn these GenZ-ers if I don't look several years younger! I hate when the kids are right. But I'm not giving up my skinny jeans, and they should get off my lawn! #Millennials #GenZ #MiddlePart

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

Who would have thought Night 1 Vibrator Girl would become Katie the One and True Season Queen? Doing my new hometown of Renton WA proud! #katieforbachelorette #TheBachelor

[Jesse Tyler Ferguson (he/him/his) @jessetyler]

Also, I would just like to say that Katie, sweet Katie, who brought and presented her vibrator to the bachelor Matt on night one, is the most logical, kind and level headed of the girls in the house... likely, I think, because of said vibrator? #TheBachelor

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

Never forget that when American democracy needed protection most, when these officers were called to defend most clear & present danger to our country & people, it was an assulat by fellow Americans waving our flag in the president's name #MAGATerrorism https://t.co/RSHGcP3owS

[Kate Nocera @KateNocera]

i cant really wrap my head around the fact people who violently breached the building, and trashed it were allowed to just...leave the capitol.

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but have kids pick wrapping paper only #Santa gets to use. Leave with cookies and milk. That way you never get asked why Santa used the paper your nosy kid just found in the closet. Problem solved! #christmas #momhack #Christmas2020

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

@Shutterfly Thank you! Did eventually get resolved through chat system w/ full refund. Appreciate the commitment to doing the right thing. Would like to stay a customer and def recommend amping up quality control, shipping & customer service capacity next year. Good luck!

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

@shutterfly seriously what is going on over there? CS wait time it 60 min so I do call back option. You call 90 min later, rings 1x and that was it. VM says to call you back. Now wait is 120 min w/ no option to get in call back line. ?!

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

"Don't just do it for your daughters, do it for your sons. We all benefit when women are brought into the conversation and decision making." - #ladyboss @AmericaFerrera dropping truth on #inclusion #diversity at @slalom @AWSreInvent talk 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #RepresentationMatters #reinvent

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

Your chat option says the wait is 12 min. That was 25 min ago. HELP PLEASE!

[Laura LJ Sisemore @LauraSisemore]

God bless us, everyone. 👩‍🔬🚚✈️🧑‍⚕️💉 🩹💪#COVID19 #coronavirus #vaccines #hopeisontheway

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Thank you to the scientists, shipping clerks, truck drivers, pilots, nurses, government officials, social workers, and everyone else responsible for vaccines on the move across America. A caravan of hope. #WhatUnitesUs