laura

without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet

[Roger @iamtherog]

When I fall down the stairs

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

i hate going bowling with people who are good at bowling, like bro relax

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

men have such a blissfully uncomplicated relationship with sandwiches

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

He was a punk She did ballet

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[explaining the plot of my favorite book to my date]
me: so you know how most caterpillars are only a little hungry?

[laura @laurassicpark]

heat nuggets, like heat your nuggets, mmm chicken nuggets #NBAFinals

[Annette @smallunnaturals]

Did my cat write this

[laura @laurassicpark]

I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I REALIZED CHARLES BARKLEY AND GNARLS BARKLEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE

[laura @laurassicpark]

ah the late third trimester am I going into labor in 30 mins or 30 days

[trash jones @jzux]

me: is there a doctor on this plane?????

doctor: i’m a doctor

me: my mom wants us to meet

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you love me? name three diseases i think i have

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Put him down he’s the pilot.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

“Are they in our grade?!” - Me, a 38 year old man.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch]

I love saying “ty!” for thank you! It’s so cute! This is how I feel when I type it!

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

WE👏 ARE👏AWARE👏THE👏LOGO👏LOOKS👏LIKE👏A👏BEARDED👏DUDE👏IN👏AN👏ORANGE👏HAT👏

—YOU👏DO👏NOT👏NEED👏TO👏KEEP👏POINTING👏THAT👏OUT👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DAY👏

[laura @laurassicpark]

new level of pregnancy: just cried at an episode of home improvement

[laura @laurassicpark]

pregnant Rihanna: performs halftime show

pregnant me: makes questionable grunting noises while changing positions on the couch