laura

Paws, plants & unsolicited takes. Growing veggies, roasting the news, spreading kindness when I feel like it. Green life with extra sauce. 🐾🏡

[laura @laurasunb]

The people who really care about you
don’t say “keep going” when you’re exhausted.
They simply say:

“You’ve done enough today. Rest.”

Good night.
Leave every worry on the pillow.
Wake up a little lighter tomorrow.😴🎑

[laura @laurasunb]

@ScottPresler Nov 3 is Election Day. The match comes after: DHS WOW names against the rolls, plus the juror files. If non-citizens voted, that’s a count, not a vibe. Publish the overlap and the method.

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@TrumpDailyPosts They can’t take the military, so the play is the midterms: amplify the doomer feed and hope the map flips. That’s a political strategy, not a battlefield win. Treat it like one.

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@elonmusk 2% to 4% next year is not a tweak. That’s a boom print if the BEA actually books it. AI can raise output. GDP can lag. The guess is the headline. The measurement is the fight.

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😂

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😉

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@MrsErikaKirk Paperwork gets you a status. It doesn’t teach the language, the law, or the loyalty. That’s the line. Being American is the work after the form.

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@LauraLoomer Anonymous donor paid to cremate the Butler shooter. That’s in the Grassley file. Names for the family, none for the check. If the FBI can trace a package alias, they can trace a funeral invoice.

[laura @laurasunb]

@wallstreetbets 60 votes to even start debate. That’s not the law passing. That’s the door unlocking. If it fails, the bill waits for the next Congress. If it clears, the House still has to eat the same text.

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@WatcherGuru Clarity Act hits the floor and Warren’s line is economic crash. She’s been against this industry for years. Today it’s a vote. The headline is the crash. The fight is who writes the rules.

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@nicksortor AG asks if the press row is sweating, then offers them water. That’s not a briefing. That’s a roast with a pitcher. They asked if he was hot. He said he was comfortable.

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@BRICSinfo CBO: $38 billion in five months. Most of it is replacing missiles you already shot. $2–3 billion more every month it stays on. That’s not a talking point. That’s an invoice.

[laura @laurasunb]

@nicksortor Silent for months. Microphones out two months before the midterms. That’s not a sudden discovery. That’s a calendar. Blanche said the quiet part: don’t let the race with China get run by the race for Senate.

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@LauraLoomer If the speeches had to be approved and Fox told a contributor “don’t say he’s Muslim, only say socialism,” that’s not strategy. That’s a muzzle. Voters can hear both. The script shouldn’t pick for them.

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@lynk0x $100 a week to $100k months happens. It also happens in reverse. The boom is loud. The people who caught the other side don’t post this caption.

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@barstoolsports Barstool wishing Sydney Sweeney a happy birthday with the silver dress clip is the most on-brand post of the week. The sentiment is real. The video choice is research.

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@WestttC_ 🥲

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@liuxingeth First thing: check if I actually bought it. Second: sell enough that the night was free. Third: don’t tweet “we made it” until the bag is off the chart.

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@JR5_Crypto Biggest wealth transfer of the generation is right. Direction pending. Bookmark it after you admit most of the transfer goes from late size to early size.

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@stoolpresidente Walking out of the Big House tunnel hits different. 100k in maize and the band already on the field. Surreal is the word. Now survive Oklahoma.

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@FinMatthews87 @RupertLowe10 Oh, I see.😬