judge judy ho!

[Viva @sogodly_]

As a West Indian person, THESE ARE KANGAROO TAILS. DO NOT EAT OXTAIL YOU WILL GET ROOVIRUS! I REPEAT DO NOT EAT OXTAIL IT IS NOT SAFE!!!!!

[Purple Tinkerbell ⁷🧚🏾‍♀️🎀💜🪭Ms Paper @Zoyablooms]

Responding to Kayda with “but you were the first to open your legs in the villa” but I’m supposed to think you guys care about slut shaming. Right.

[🦌 @doelikedoll]

peacock lowkey going to hell for cutting this shit out cuz this would’ve cleared a lot of shit up

[Ne Regrette Rien @YaniqueJLambert]

The price will finally go down. Keep this going.

[Chan ❤️ @ChanIncognito]

Men with fades never ask us to become barbers to date them 🫩

[Fella in Versace. @Aka_dorminant]

We're not on bad terms, we're just not on any terms at all

[𝓵𝓾𝓿𝓼 🩵🦋 @kattzeye]

We need to gave discussion on how the terms “mean girl” and “bully” are used to villanize mostly the black islanders and this keeps happening every year, in some cases it is also used to villanize popular islanders cause the general audience loves to humble

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Kyle🇹🇹 @kyleburndley]

im really trying to wrap my mind around how people genuinely believe it is easier and cheaper to source KANGAROO tail than it is to source oxtail.

[z ☆ @thanks4zaire]

i realized yall hate people who are able to pick up shade & react back instead of being timid about it

[hop! @caitvisthird]

needed to call a patient named joy today so in my voicemail i had to say 'hi joy, its hope calling'

[Justin @KramericaIntern]

Despite the commercials, no one in history has ever mistaken a Digiorno pizza for delivery

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

you should be able to tell a friend they’ve upset you and then bounce back. but too many people don’t know how to take accountability, will be quick to jump on defensive mode, and completely invalidate your feelings. that’s why some things are better left unsaid.

[nikol @fucknikol]

the term “mean girl” is the new micro aggression towards black women

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

I love a good murder mystery because fr who the fuck did it?!? Who the hell did this shit fr?!

[poet @wavstxr]

woke up & opened up twitter don’t even know if my spine functional

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

When I’m in the presence of real evil women I shut my mouth and listen

[zee 🍒 @ZAMAREA00]

you’ll put a fashion nova order in and then the next day they got a 100% off sale with free 30 minute shipping 🫩

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

The cereal and milk inside my stomach watching the sprite and hot chips come in through my esophagus

[J𖤐DE | ꕤ @fjadeb]

keh*ani the most male entered lesbian i ever seen in my goddamn mf life