Laura

[Laura @laurath3_xplore]

@__shxn U can say die on twitter it's okay

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

i get so envious when people are like “my parents forced me to play piano”

like that’s very valid but at least now u have a cool party trick!! my parents played a reverse uno card and made me parent them… i can’t just therapize people as a party trick

[Laura @laurath3_xplore]

@__shxn The accuracy

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

One of my favorite lies to tell myself is that a blueberry muffin is substantially more nutritious than a chocolate chip muffin.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i love when you walk into a cool girl’s bedroom and you’re like “oh a rom com main character lives here.” meanwhile when you walk into my bedroom you’re like “oh a mentally ill raccoon lives here.”

[Laura @laurath3_xplore]

@Caitlin83915695 @NetflixUK Thank GOD

[Laura @laurath3_xplore]

@Caitlin83915695 @j0ne_s_ Legit you lol

[jodie @jodieegrace]

the tinder swindler is so wild to me because if any man told me “my enemies are after me I need $25k” I would be like damn that’s crazy, good luck though

[Jack Edwards @jackbenedwards]

midnight on new years eve but big ben goes FUCK YOUR LIFE BING BONG

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do love winter. all the bugs are dead plus you can put on the worst outfit ever worn by a human woman and as long as you’ve got a cute coat on top you still look put together

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I don’t know who decided restaurants would serve bread before meals but I would like to find that person and give them a big sloppy kiss on the mouth

[Laura @laurath3_xplore]

@Caitlin83915695 @dontcallmechia Mine was ✨spicy✨

[Laura @laurath3_xplore]

@Caitlin83915695 @ItsAshBash_Bish Dead bc my dog did this to me 🤣🤣

[Laura @laurath3_xplore]

@Caitlin83915695 @carriesnotscary Yes omg it scarred me 🤣

[liz @anticapitalizm]

i’m culturally catholic which means i feel guilty all the time and love stained glass windows & weird lil statues

[b.b @benoobrown]

The U.K. weather every day this month

[BASTILLE @bastille]

If it’s depressing we’ve probably covered it at some point