President Biden picking 9/11 as the day to announce he had closed a deal with the Iranian dictatorship to give them $6 billion is just one more example of either how radical or how dumb this administration is. Iran helped the 9/11 attackers(we know because we captured Bin Ladin’s laptop). Iran is the largest sponsor of terrorism. Iran is building nuclear weapons and rockets. Even Biden should have know better than to pick 9/11.
If your child comes out to you as a pirate, you should celebrate! It's wonderful news that he's discovered his true self. Plus, his coming out means he trusts you with the privilege of knowing something sacred and ineffable he discovered deep within himself.
Make sure he feels affirmed in his identity by swiftly offering to schedule the soonest available appointment with your friendly neighborhood pediatric surgeon.
After all, how does the small cost of eye and hand removal surgeries compare to a lifetime of happiness living as his authentic identity? It's really a big fat nothingburger, so don't make it into a big deal!
Most of all, be sure to ignore any haters who try to make you second guess your child's identity by talking about how piracy is "trending," or even worse, "contagious," like some sort of illness. Rest assured, social context has nothing to do with your kid's innermost sense that he needs a hook-hand! Child psychiatrists agree: he surely discovered this from a deep well of Truth within his precious wise old soul.
#ProtectPirateKids
-Critical race theory.
-Woke ideologies.
-Suppression of speech.
It’s no wonder Real America has lost faith in colleges and universities.
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It’s no accident the number of transgender youth doubled in the last 5 years, and children mastectomies are up 389%. It’s a direct result of the radical ‘woke’ agenda being pushed on our kids by so-called “healthcare professionals,” MSM/social media, and even Biden directly.