Laura Watson

We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie when i teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.

[eleni @ele__giac]

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[💗 @loungingmee]

if men didn’t exist i would simply go for a 2 am walk every night and listen to music in my airpods

[✶ @uxcel]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think i'd go to bed earlier

[♰ @reeceollld]

best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

“I could see myself living here” me in a different city for more than 24 hours

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[mia @httpsosweet]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[����𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

"Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books" why don't you eat all the food in the house before going shopping? That's what you sound like. That's how crazy you sound right now

[tara @proletarat]

oh so just because I made several purchases money gets deducted from my bank account?

[Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites]

the thing about me is that i am ready to hate anyone's boyfriend at a moment's notice. i need approximately zero seconds to prepare. literally just lmk

[Laura Watson @LauraWatson90]

@islaaustin_ Same. Let’s go to France

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.