Laura Ramirez

[ver @silverrstring]

taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? just between us, did the love affair maim you too?

travis kelce in 2011: i just gave a squirle a peice of bread

[シcal @nestagraphics]

Texans 5-4
Rockets 5-3
Astros hired a non 80 year old as manager
Dynamo 3 games from championship

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

4 years ago today, Jose Altuve sent the Astros to the World Series with a walk-off home run against Aroldis Chapman

[Astros 2026 Champs @AstrosOptimism2]

Chapman to Leclerc postgame

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Cristian Javier of the @astros has now allowed 1 hit or fewer in each of his first 3 career postseason starts.

No other pitcher in MLB history has had 3 such starts over his entire postseason career (consecutive or not).

[Sugar Land Space Cowboys @SLSpaceCowboys]

Jose Altuve singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time" in the dugout pregame is literally the only content you need today

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

WILD. The #Texans go nuts.

[Laura Ramirez @laurawramirez]

Romanticizing every little thing in my life

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Rep. Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville. #tnleg

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

me preparing to watch another dating show with a 1% success rate

#LoveIsBlind #LoveisBlind4

[Nita🇵🇸 @nitazhar]

Micah and Irina from love is blind season 4 are literally the worst people to ever be on the show

[Laura Ramirez @laurawramirez]

It’s not a day off until I’ve spent 13hrs in bed and taken a nap before noon 🤌🏾

[Katie Ledecky @katieledecky]

10/10 dive but may have gone past 15m underwater

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

6 year old me with a pretzel stick pretending it’s a cigarette

[Dini @adeedoes]

everyone opening to twitter to tyga and avril kissing

[Scott Nover @ScottNover]

the people who want to ban tiktok would think differently if they followed my favorite account, which is called @unclogging_drains