gatwick 🦖

live, laugh, Lauren🥂 “there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours”

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

Can we discuss how I’m so fucking sick of sitting over the fucking toilet? Pregnancy is not for the weak 😡

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

Has anyone done this yet?
#911 #oliverstark

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

Showing my age here probably. Saw a post ab skinny cigarettes - can you still get vogues?

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

I really enjoy fandom but also like the actors actually reading fan works inspired by their characters is kinda an amazing ick

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

If you have tattoos don’t you think it’s weird when you look down and just see permanent art on your skin? I don’t regret my tattoos but they are stupid and I love them but oh my god I have a dinosaur on my thigh you know?

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

I am poorly and my bestie came round with sweets and said “no offense but you look shit you really don’t look well” and first of all. Yes. Second of all get a friend who helps you out but also is a bitch xoxox

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

Christ if you ever feel insecure about what you’re wearing wear something fun and steal a 4 year old for a bit “I like your cherries” THANKS PAL ME TOO

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

@Candicelouise YES. And sometimes tea or wine. My husband came in and threw chocolate biscuits at me the other day about half way through to keep me sustained 😂

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

God sometimes you just need a pal who can explain space to you like you are 5 years old

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

Ok I know it’s 01.42 but have you ever thought of how cool it is to actually live in a time where you can see the dark side of the moon?! THE MOON IS JUST THERE. IN SPACE. JUST FUCKING CHILLING

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

I’ve just bought the song of Achilles and am I ready to be wrecked world?

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

My whole twitter feed has been 911 for months and I am not ashamed. Spiralling forever xoxox i think I’ve learnt that bobby Nash is not dead in my dreams
Oliver Stark.
Yep that’s it that’s the tweet

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

Ok I am watching 911 9x13 and do you think they knew carry on my wayward son is a trigger to every millennial that watched spn in their formative years?!? #911

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

@rizcriz Not me following you to 9–1-1 from rw&rb and enjoying EVERY MINUTE

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

Ok but how long are Oliver starks legs tho 🤔

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

Do Texans wear cowboy boots to bed? All this save a horse ride a cowboy malarkey?
Would cowboy boots rip your sheets?
WHY IS THIS WHT IN THINKING ABOUT AT 11.30?!?

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

A lot of people don’t discuss how much hormones are shit. And let me tell you. THEY FUCKING SUCK.

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

@bellabradys Oh I just read this. Much enjoyed. Very kudos

[gatwick 🦖 @laurbasaurus]

I HATE THAT BOBBY NASH IS FUCKING DEAD