lauren 🌿

a tall lady, exhausted

[lauren 🌿 @LaurBlis]

I’m very busy at work, and my work is very integral to the team. That’s why last week I:

-Asked for a 20% raise
-Made a family tree for Goofy based on internet lore amassed from 2 hours of on-the-clock google searches

[cory 💫 @yeahabee]

crazy bc palestine doesn’t even have enough athletes to make three of the letters because israel killed them

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

“So cringe to care about politics”

Bro I am literally transgender, this election decides whether I get to keep my house. I don’t care if you think that’s cringe- I don’t wanna have to leave my home.

[Beth Huang 🌹 @bphuang12]

I am ready to start protesting President Kamala Harris on January 20, 2025, but for the next few months, I’m coconut pilled x 1000. We have 100 days and change to stop an authoritarian right-wing demagogue hell bent on a pro-death agenda.

[caden⸆⸉ #Melodrew @caden3123]

We are NOT doing this shit. Y’all need to stop using a genocide for tweets that y’all know will get interactions. Kamala Harris has been one of the most vocal supporters of a ceasefire and hostage release in this administration and disinformation only helps Trump. Enough.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Two fundamentally different candidates

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Parks & Recreation’ star Joe Biden has announced he will no longer be running for President.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

just cannot believe the 2024 election is down to the same two dudes as the 2020 election except that they both got like... more evil

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

This is the most documented genocide in history and we still have people saying it’s a “war” or “conflict”.

[lauren 🌿 @LaurBlis]

@EllieD12 We literally started binging it just a couple days ago, now on season 2

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING:

Israel used Joe Biden’s designated “humanitarian aid pier” to massacre more than 210 Palestinians civilians, mostly children, in Nuseirat refugee camp today.

This is a US-Israeli holocaust.

Repeat. Spread it. Let the world know.

[lauren 🌿 @LaurBlis]

@EllieD12 I never liked her. And frankly, I’ve always thought you could do so much better

[lauren 🌿 @LaurBlis]

@EllieD12 are you (we) in a movie rn? this is true love

[lauren 🌿 @LaurBlis]

@tangelobrad Literally nothing funnier than semi-literate cows telling me to eat chicken, so cool

[Linda Mamoun @mamoun_linda]

It’s sick that Israel gets treated like a normal country.

Kick Israel out of the Olympics
Kick Israel out of FIFA
Kick Israel out of the Tour de France
Kick Israel out of Eurovision
Kick Israel out of Miss Universe
Kick Israel out of the Oscars
Kick Israel out of the Grammys

[emily north @north0fnorth]

you can see a genocide from space