queen nothingg

repressed outlaw, no limit texas hold em enjoyer, francisco alvarez apologist

[queen nothingg @laurchata]

got my alvy and saw alonso’s 250th lgm lgm

[queen nothingg @laurchata]

charlie?

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

‘OBSESSION’ star, Michael Johnston in newly shared photo. 🍕

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My cream cheese chive
Knicks in five

[queen nothingg @laurchata]

it’s carson

[MLB @MLB]

JJ Wetherholt is No. 1 in the latest NL Rookie of the Year poll 💪

[@buzzfeedjenny.bsky.social @buzzfeedjenny]

70 calories for that huge of a scoop oh your stomach is gonna sound like sneakers in a dryer

[doomer @uncledoomer]

ah sorry your relative is showing signs of brain activity. we changed the definition of death so we could steal her organs for a baby boomer on social security with an 8 figure net worth. he has a cruise booked next week and doesnt want to lose his deposit.

[Charlie Cummings @klaytheist11]

An insurance company is trying to kill my life partner. Felt it was appropriate to write down the rage I feel

[Mets Batflip @metsbatflip1]

More nuggets on Carson Benge:

He is the 13th player in MLB history to go a perfect 5-for-5 including a triple and home run.

He is one of three players in Mets franchise history with a 5-hit game that includes a home run and triple. Francisco Lindor and Alex Ochoa have also done it.

Via Mike Mayer.

Stud.

[❛ rye ༉‧₊˚ @ryephobic]

love my mom

[s. @sunteioles]

breaking the silence

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

New York has everything:
Basketball
Gay people

[Jerry Beach @JerryBeach73]

Flipped over to SNY to see Brett Baty make another terrific play at his natural third base. Once again, imagine jerking him all over the diamond in order to improve your "run prevention" by playing a bunch of newcomers out of position.

[Kacy Sager @THESagerbomb]

Travis has insisted all week that he’s allowed in the garage (he is not).

Started screaming his head off at me so I look up and he’s just standing there like this.

[queen nothingg @laurchata]

i started buying ethical eggs, like from a farm, and they put a little note in the carton saying that their chicken of the week is melissa and that she enjoys chasing grasshoppers

[emily ⚾︎ ✮⋆˙ @emily_distasio]

Goose has fallen asleep at his first @WooSox game 😭

[Lennart🇩🇪 @lennartprimal]

Europemaxxing

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

[🦩jay 1🦩 @mascdonna]

If Lana wasn’t already taken she’d be in the DMs right about now

[🔥 𝕛𝕦𝕝𝕚𝕖 🔥 @juliefalbo]

this is funny because this is exactly the kind of thing that would happen to the Mets.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap