LAURÉ CRAZY TAIL SELF

stand up comedian. same name & attitude on all platforms.

[SUPERB @MajestyRia]

Is Spend Dat catchy? Yes.
Does it have a terrible message? Yes.
Is it the song of the Summer? Yes.
Is India Arie correct? Yes.
Now what?

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I been clocked in 30 mf minutes and im already about to Kirk tf out.

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A scary fact about me is that only men's cologne can be smelled on my body. I try every trick in the book to make women's perfume last but my body absorbs it the second it's applied.

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Doing a show in Canton. I'm the only black person for miles & idk i kinda feel famous lmao

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I'm cryingggg shawty did not give one fuck. She just wanted to go to FL! I might even say she orchestrated that whole thing.

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My sister started a decentering men conversation with me now im in a deeeeeep depression.

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They will be very cute when they mature.

[Clip Insanity @ClipInsanity]

When she dropped them LMAOOOO

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then I remembered MY SISTER HAS ONE. 10/10 would recommend using your sisters husbands brain.

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making some decisions about my car situation (they totalled mine out today) & was thinking damn I wish I had a smart husband to walk me thru my options so I can make a good choice.

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Next thing on my thrifting wishlist is a pair of girbaud jeans. God will provide!!!

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Drunk driver that killed Tonya got 10 years 8 suspended. That is absolutely insane.

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& all behind a man smh

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The Moriah Wilson doc is so beautifully done. Sweet girl. So tragic what happened to her.

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Me as a mom & im so serious lmao

[emily may @emilykmay]

I love millenial moms because wdym that you don't let your child watch paw patrol because it's "copaganda."

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new season of love on the spectrum is so good. i love Logan so much, what a sweetie,

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@ATL311 @ATLPublicWorks anyway after this rant I found the commissioner & deputy commissioners email & sent them a message. guess who box spring got picked up the next day? play wit somebody else.

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Finally @atl311 says they have no direct communication with @ATLPublicWorks But when you call @ATLPublicWorks It routes you to @ATL311. SO WHAT NOW?

[LAURÉ CRAZY TAIL SELF @laurecomedy]

Finally @atl311 says they have no direct communication with @ATLPublicWorks But when you call @ATLPublicWorks It routes you to @ATL311. SO WHAT NOW?