Lauren :)

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

I can't stop thinking about this woman I saw tonight exit her vehicle with a fresh bouquet of flowers(still in the wrapping!!), and immediately throw them in her garbage container.

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

It's now been 2 weeks. One more week and its prob just this way forever I'm assuming

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

The tip of my middle finger has now been numb for 8 days following an over-ambitious grocery bag hold. Like and subscribe for updates

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

@yungnapoleon How many pull ups can u do

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

Fighting the very real very adult divorcee urge to make my new bathroom shark themed

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

I think I might be the strongest person in my ragtag team of 4 and that's saying something

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

@yungnapoleon Makin me fuckin Google florence flask

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

Last post but lOOOk

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

Also I make earrings now

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

Turning into a southwest girl will someone buy me turquoise

[Will Heff (has left this hell site)🎃 @SquillyHeff]

I’ve been here a day and already I’ve seen so many Disney couple shirts that basically boil down to this. Are people ok??

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

@weirdlilguys

[Zaiah J. Washington @Izabod13I]

The Banshees Of Inisherin

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[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

@eiileenaa Scientology

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

@yungnapoleon Can I come over for a tasting

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

And there I was, at 21, broken that I'd never hear my sister laugh again. I held her limp hand, my eyes playing cruel tricks as I swore I saw her breathe. In that moment, all I could think about was the lava cake we'd bake together. For this recipe, you'll need a double boiler.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

spotify making its own myers-briggs is very funny to me. my first reaction was to say “u just made that up!!” but that’s exactly what they did with the real one lmao. except with an added tinge racism

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

RIP Aaron Carter the only celebrity to randomly follow me on twitter even if it were just a few days while I was still in HS 💞

[Zach Cregger @zcregger]

#Barbarian is now on @hbomax !!!!

[Lauren :) @lauree33n]

Good god male comedians love doing comedy specials where they talk about never wanting to be a dad then loving their kid