ludicrously capacious hag

She was the kind of bird cat dolphin who didn’t give a hoot scratch flip. I was born old. I died cool.

[ludicrously capacious hag @laureezyd]

My sister, my dog and I were Bring It On Again: Georgie Needs A Spirit Stick

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Ian Fleming’s typical day at his estate in Jamaica where he wrote all his James Bond stories, need to emulate this

[ludicrously capacious hag @laureezyd]

@bejohnce I saw this movie in theaters by myself, I was the only one in the theater unfortunately but the attendant only checked on me during the sex scene and I was too high to respond to them so we shared an intimate awkward moment. 5 stars though I cried.

[ludicrously capacious hag @laureezyd]

You aren’t truly at a British Pub commiserating a loss until Robbie Williams pops up on the TouchTunes.

[chichi @even_scarecrows]

Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is Telling Her How You Really Feel

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

the beautiful thing about JACKASS is that it takes man’s inherent destructive nature and turns it inward in a defiant act of joy, as though Johnny Knoxville would kill himself a thousand times over before harming another living thing

[ludicrously capacious hag @laureezyd]

@gildedvices @luxemiaa This happened to me too!! So strange and yet hilarious.

[miia @miiagarro]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[tara @weirdotara_]

can u watch them while I go smoke

[miia @miiagarro]

i can't wait to be a girlfriend because last time i was the boyfriend, therapist, mother and sometimes even the mf dog

[ludicrously capacious hag @laureezyd]

@Nate_Tice “Why would a car toy be there?”

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Life after you accept you’re a little intense

[mau @rllydu]

bro, i know your ass did NOT just excuse my dear aunt sally

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

this blushing happy house from England.

[amber @dumbamber]

when i was younger i would cry at jackass because i wanted to be friends with them

[Paul Heron @Paul_Heron_]

Should be a photo like this for everyone.

[bunnie 🐰 ໒꒱‧₊˚ @elordibug]

too late

[roxana ﾒ𝟶 @ang6lwings]

the category is men who can’t live without their situationships

[Tony Tost @tonytost]

I try to avoid movie discourse on here because why wouldn't I. But I think I saw someone complaining about Josh Safdie casting non-professional / untraditional actors. Bananas take! There's an incredible texture & energy to Safdie films that's the result of exactly that.

[chris @ATR3lDES]

I'm telling you this movie, it fills theaters overseas

[Jake Nevins @jhnevins]

Gang gang gang went the trolley