dispatch_queen

sassy • queen of dispatch • survivor

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

@Tim_Walz Just out here promoting domestic terrorism all willy nilly. You are a disgrace. Your party is a disgrace.

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

@NadelParis @Tim_Walz Right. Because the terrorists who are setting fire to people’s property aren’t to blame. Put the blame where it belongs. You should be ashamed of your party. Shame on YOU @Tim_Walz

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

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[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

Can I just say how much I love my little life right now? It’s been almost a year since we moved, and I couldn’t be happier. I have the best of friends. I love my job. My family is healthy and happy. I have it all.

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

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[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

My five neurodivergent love languages: infodumping, parallel play, support swapping, “please crush my soul back into my body,” and “I found this cool rock/leaf/etc and thought you would like it.”

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

Make that 37 times

[BlueOkieMimi 💙🇺🇸 @MimivotesBlue]

@tompawnbadil @tompawnbadil you just revealed your
soul.

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

@tompawnbadil Matt 7:16…your bad fruit is showing

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[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

@osrsmemess @codycrook__

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

@codycrook__

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[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

Hey, white liar. Truth comes out a little at a time.

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

Sometimes I feel like I should be doing more to contribute to society, then I remember fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go ‘round, and I know I’m doing my part.

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

One hell of a day! I shouldn’t even have to say this, but don’t fucking co-sleep with your baby. #dobetter from your #911dispatcher

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

This might not last forever, but I’m gonna ride this ride as long as I can. #youlooklikeyouloveme

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

The love of my life would have been 30 today. Thank you for reminding me what true, unconditional love looks and feels like. And for giving me hope that I will find it again.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

We've now reached the "Hitler drank water, Trump drinks water, thus Trump is like Hitler" phase of the campaign.

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

I should get a check for my taste in men. This has to be a disability.

[dispatch_queen @laurel_lee]

Zach Bryan is confirmation that mediocre men have something in common, and that’s having the audacity.