Laurel Rose

I like eating porridge and skim reading self help books

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Suddenly, police are pretty opposed to people profiling a whole group based on the crimes of a few.

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

@Femail hi, my aunt (Rebecca Myers) entered your knitting comp, we haven't had a confirmation since it ended that you received her entry... Can you confirm?

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

@JonnySouthern You still in Leeds Jonny? Let's have a park hang this summer

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

@JackKenny Standard selfie... Hopefully you don't forever go down in his memory at the guy who recommended him shit falafels

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

Just seen that hugs with people outside household aren't allowed until vaccine found, potentially Autumn. Here's an unpopular opinion: fuck that.

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

My favourite part was when they briefly shared the Corona equation which went something like this: Corona Alert = outside X nana's cooking

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

The meme machine must be in overdrive right now with all those graphs/ colour alert systems 😅

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

Just asked a guy from Tinder if he wanted to go on a socially distant walk (don't worry, he said no), and I don't think I'll ever have the rejection reason of a 'pandemic' again in my life (hopefully). Savouring the novelty

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

Making people quarantine after arriving from a foreign country for two weeks in June is a bit like closing the stable door once the horse has already bolted... also, will these arrivals be chaperoned to their house, or get public transport?

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

@BlondeBurtz @DunelmUK Good time to have indoor picnics

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

If you do something nice, without filming it and putting it on the internet, does it still make it nice? Real philosophical question for our modern times

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

@lenadunham @voguemagazine Can't wait... I've loved this!! Very inspiring, thank you and enjoy your rest <3

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

Can't wait to sit in a room by myself and get drunk tonight whilst watching my friends on Zoom also sit in a room and get drunk

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

@youngvulgarian Wow. 🙌🙌 I needed to read this

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

My brother just told me that if I really cared about the environment then I'd kill myself... And it's funny because it's kind of true.

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

If people sunbathing in parks lose me my right to one daily bike ride then I will burn this country to the ground. That will be the real threat of our generation

[Laurel Rose @laurelllr]

Finally I can sit inside on a sunny day and not feel guilty about