laurel ☮

master of land and water, but not space... not yet

[laurel ☮ @laurelmcder]

LIFE IS WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE A SAD PIECE OF SHIT

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Reminds me of when men broke the fingers of a sex robot, molested it and heavily soiled it at a tech fair.
It's not about whether the robot has feelings, it's about how these men get so excited about harming something when they know there are no consequences.

[swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmoding]

mamdani is the democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they just aren’t doing their jobs

[katyakay @katyakayy]

“Why should my taxes help strangers?” brother your taxes are currently helping people who own yachts the size of hospitals.

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

It makes me sad that he’s been ringing the alarm of climate disaster for decades and everyone is just like ‘aw what a sweet old national treasure’ and ignoring him

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“We can’t raise the minimum wage, because then the price of everything will go up.”

*They didn’t raise the minimum wage.*
*The price of everything still skyrocketed.*

[chelsaya @chelsaya]

just filled my tank up for $50 because the president started a war because he FUCKS CHILDREN

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I don't get greed. If I had Bezos cash, I'd be fixing a problem every week. Homelessness? Not on my watch. Hungry kids in school? No way. Animal shelters full? I'll build 10,000 more.

[ً @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

I once got so mad at my mom I used a broomstick and a blanket to pack like this and I distinctly remember deciding one of the few belongings I had to take with me was the Shrek 2 DVD

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Dogs who bite children get more severe punishments then grown men who rape children. We are living in a dystopia.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

[JazzBG 🇧🇬🇪🇺🇺🇦 @JazzBulgaria]

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

[𝚜𝚔𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚎 ☻ @_skobee_]

there’s bald eagles that fly around the back fields and I found out recently that if I find a feather on my property I can’t keep it because if I’m found in possession of a bald eagle feather I would face more punishment than someone that fucks kids.

[goma @soigomaa]

somewhere in the world there's an animal that has been born the same day as you and has been growing along with you.

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

A potato "going bad" is just a potato remembering that it is alive.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I'm literally a flower