michelle. 🎄

she/her. detroit.

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

it's unfortunate that mollie tibbetts' murder is going to be used for political gain from now until the end of time. even now if you search her name it's full of insults at liberals rather than, i don't know, focusing on a young girl being murdered.

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

My neurologist suspects a rare condition in where I have too much cerebrospinal fluid. I have to undergo further testing. Pain is BAD. They said go to ER if it gets to be the worst pain I've ever had. Pain meds so nothing. Laying in bed with an icepack. 0/10

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

It's very scary when you're mostly fine. I have some stomach issues and anxiety but am heavily medicated. Then you have migraines that won't go away, you lose part of your vision, your limbs are numb, your entire body hurts, you can't remember things, you can't hold things.

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

I don't see the doctor until Monday but my symptoms won't let up. Someone in my house was mean and snappy and I got mad because you don't need to be mean all the time. Then they got meaner like idc you can call the doctor for a sooner appointment. Which I did they don't have any

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

I can tell my mom feels really bad about all my medical issues because she just offered to pay some of my medical bills that keep piling up lol and she is babying the hell out of me.

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

I deleted this app because I got so much right wing crap promoted to me that it would be piss me off but I need a place to vent that people I actually know don't see. I am in so much pain and with my other symptoms it looks like MS. I see the neurologist on the 6th.

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

I take a nap

[f. @mitenkabutgirl]

i have nothing but respect for atheist and agnostic folks because genuinely, where do you go when it fucking hurts? when the world feels small and your pain too big for it, where do you go when you choke on your helplessness if not to some divine being....i genuinely dont think

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

That's not an ID, and I never had to show that to anyone. But cry harder.

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

You tell me….

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

Asking questions isn't an attack but we all know fascists don't understand that. They think a question is grounds for murder.

[Attorney General Pamela Bondi @AGPamBondi]

At my direction, early this morning federal agents arrested Don Lemon, Trahern Jeen Crews, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lydell Lundy, in connection with the coordinated attack on Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota.

More details soon.

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

How come it doesn't snow when it's cloudy in summer stupid ass type question.

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

Imagine thinking men never abandon their families after marriage.

[Mr. Reply Guy @GenericSnarky]

Feminists accidentally invent marriage (c. 2026, colorized)

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Why do some people assume "law enforcement" means "good character?"

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

Not seeing homeless people as human beings and wanting to kill them and y’all want me to believe these are the followers of Christ? lol

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

And it's a woman being nice to children and saying its wrong to kill them.

[Kris Cromwell @IngleWitch]

Alex Jeffrey Pretti. White male born in Illinois. University of Minnesota graduate, medical professional employed at the US Dept. of Veterans Affairs, avid outdoorsman & dog dad, legal gun owner with no criminal record.

Murdered by his government 01/24/2026

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

Geography is important here. Most of the armed people aren't in Minnesota. A lot of the armed people also agree with what is happening. We also have such a culture of individualism you aren't going to see 10+ people storm ICE. You'd get 1 or 2, who would be instantly murdered.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Increasingly confused about how the most armed population on Earth can also be the most docile and servile population on Earth

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

He wasn't killed by the government. Next question.

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

“He was unarmed and they killed him anyway!”

We said the same thing and you guys laughed.

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

He is.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I'm really shocked by how many of my liberal friends GENUINELY believe President Trump is destroying the country.

I've never seen anything like it.

Are you seeing this too?

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

It must be nice to be so stupid. Nothing happening in there. It snows in Michigan and has been for months, but we have gotten way more snow than any other storm. As predicted. Crazy.

[𝒯𝒞⁷⁷⁷ @TifahCrump777]

They faked a winter storm so folks could go spend up all their money in these stores & yall fell for it 😭

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

Her murderer was arrested, tried, and convicted. Not protected and celebrated by the state. See how that’s different?

[michelle. 🎄 @laurelsalexis]

Fake storm this. Fake storm that. Michigan is getting a nice sized dumping of snowing as they said.