Laurel

She/Her

[trash jones @jzux]

super cool that a guy who was our president for 4 years thinks you can abort a baby “after it’s born”

[Laurel @laurelsaurusrex]

Nothing says “I’m a confident international driver” like quietly chanting “we drive on the left. Left left left left”

[Laurel @laurelsaurusrex]

Restarted Carnival Row before starting season two and the absolute screech I let out when I remembered Jared Harris is in this bizarre masterpiece

[Laurel @laurelsaurusrex]

@tartecosplay @blushnik @maskofbun Im going to be staring off into the middle distance thinking about this all day. You’ve outdone yourself

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

DOCTOR: It says here you took 3 years off to "soak in tub" ?
ME: (pleasantly) Yes, due to my agonies.

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Laurel @laurelsaurusrex]

You know those unachievable goals in your life that you know are out of reach but you just hold on to them anyway?

Mine is that I'd love to finish a cup of tea of coffee without forgetting about it and drinking the second half ice cold.

[colin robinson’s familiar 🪫 @lonesometoast]

losing it 😂💜

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Does anyone know of a good website where I can get a shirt and then also two emails every day for the rest of my life?

[The Party @partywebseries]

Meet the braintrust behind The Party!

✨@thenerdhood✨@gkwillis6✨@chancelltor✨

[Fen Inkwright 🌿 @Rosdottir]

Verði þoka,​​​​​​​​​og verði skrípi,
og undr öllum þeim
er eftir þér sækja
(Brennu-Njáls saga)
/ Let there be fog,
And let there be monsters
And wondrous sights to all who follow you

[Kent Porter @kentphotos]

Armstrong Woods Rd., Guerneville. @NorthBayNews @NWSBayArea #Cawx

[Laurel @laurelsaurusrex]

Y E S

[The Party @partywebseries]

Defeating monsters? Slaying dragons? Saving the realm? They’ve got it covered.

But real life? That’s a whole other story.

THE PARTY — a new Dungeons and Dragons web series coming March 28! With appearances by special guests @agbeardsley, @thebeccascott, and @vincecaso ⚔️

[The Party @partywebseries]

New scripted D&D comedy series coming soon!

When a double-dealing newbie joins their campaign, five friends are jolted out of their fantasy world. Welcome to The Party.

Teaser dropping March 7 ✨
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Email List ⚔️ https://t.co/eCO5yEuaF7

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

me at 12: what if people think I’m stupid
me at 32: they all know I’m stupid and there’s nothing they can do to stop me

[Laurel @laurelsaurusrex]

The absolute satisfaction of a shower beer after a 30 hour day

[Laurel @laurelsaurusrex]

@C0NQUER0RW0RM I have no shame. IKEA and target

[Laurel @laurelsaurusrex]

So the kitten put his entire back foot in my (full) cup of coffee this morning while stepping over me and the rest of the day kind of followed suit

[Laurel @laurelsaurusrex]

I will forever be haunted by how my entire day was derailed by someone refusing to listen when i told them their chrome profile didnt have to match their work email.

[Laurel @laurelsaurusrex]

You'd think I was asking my team to suddenly start speaking a new language with how some folks are reacting to switching over to a new email.