Lauren

Root for women and push men down the stairs- Nicole Byer. She/her

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

@Memeulous https://t.co/HVoxsBljHZ
I’ve been waiting for my time to shine

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

@Memeulous The GeorgeM channel always accompanies me on my lunch breaks

[jamie @foodjars]

Awesome text I just received from my dad

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

@katieteebs Kathryn supremacy 🫶🏼

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

@katieteebs A lil expenny but the piercery is so worth the price. The vibes are immaculate

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

@Memeulous @JamesMarriottYT @willne @eboys
Our chance to buy the long lost eboys merch has come

[j. @cielosiluminado]

ima sound old but back in my day, we feared plagiarizing anything because there would’ve been extreme consequences. i’m so glad i graduated before cheating and ai became normalized in universities. i’m glad i actually learned how to research and write authentic papers.

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

@katieteebs My biggest fear

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

@byjono @LadyZaa Steel toed crocs

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

SUICIDE POSTPONED

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

It’s women’s month. Go get your tiddies pierced

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

@katieteebs Please pay me for my time and effort. No worries if not xoxo

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

When people ask me what my rate is my knees start to shake

[Todd Owyoung @toddowyoung]

Just received a "what's your rate?" email. The potential client reaches out asking about my availability for a gig, then asks my rate. No other details other than a general focus.

Here's my approach for responding to these client requests. 🧵

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

@katieteebs I read this yesterday and I literally got 10 spam calls today. First one was at 7 IN THE MORNING

[boygirl @anah3ta]

heyyy to all the women out there i hope you have a sweet little treat soon. to men i hope you are repenting

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my relationship with my mom is something like this :

[Lauren @lauren__eng]

A slush makes me so happy that I don’t even care what movie I’m watching

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

I could never be a movie critic because almost every time I see a movie I’m like “yeah that was fun” and it’s usually because I got popcorn and a big soda