ur mom but cooler™

one big pile of mess

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

I just need everyone to see the funniest picture my mom sent to me of my dog and her (he is getting laser therapy and apparently did not want to take his goggles off BC he loved them so much)

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

I miss the feeling the scholastic book fair gave me I’ll never feel that joy again

[GL @gldivittorio]

More people have died from gender reveals than have gotten blood clots from johnson & johnson

[birdget @wormtownusa]

dream blunt rotation except it’s just me and this guy

[Deeds Action Fund @DeedsActionFund]

Simple measures like mask mandates can save lives. Gov. Abbott is welcoming another wave of COVID-19 infections in our state when we’re far from being in the clear with this pandemic.

Gov. Abbott is threatening our lives,
when 44,000 Texans have already been lost to this virus.

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

getting one dose of Pfizer and one dose of Moderna its called an Arnold Pharma

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

@kayla_snelling Girl the only thing that happened to me was that I couldn’t lift my arm for like a day and a half

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

@AdelineDeStasio No b it’s like a sweet dessert with marshmallows & fruit w pudding mix and cool whip from my childhood mems

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

@AdelineDeStasio Bitch you’ve never had ambrosia salad?? It’s so good

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

@AndiDeclares It really just hit me and I couldn’t not share the knowledge

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

I’m just sayin I’ve never seen the two of them in the same room

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

@AdelineDeStasio I’m just tired of the hypocrisy people are literally dying and people are traveling like nothing is going on YOUR TRIP IS NOT WORTH THE LIVES OF OTHERS

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

Not these girls on my timeline tweeting about the importance of social distancing then going on vacation 😬😬😬

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

Twitter reminds me I’ve never had an original thought before in my life

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

Not me writing a tweet about someone only to check if they follow me on Twitter... that ones gonna stay in the drafts yall

[Derenic Byrd @DerenicByrd]

Kalief Browder allegedly stole a backpack at 16, spent 3 yrs at Riker's Island without trial.

Riley Williams stole a laptop from Speaker Pelosi's office and tried selling it the Russians. She was released to her mother

There are two justice systems in America #BlackLivesMatter

[ur mom but cooler™ @lauren_stra]

Water running down ur arm while wearing a sweater should be illegal the anger it causes me is unreal