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I'll never be as funny as I was junior year | UTD '22

[shhh @shh_168]

I lost it when Davide said "what the problem now" 😭😭😭 #LoveIsland

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Happy 64th birthday to Bill Watterson! I’m sure he never ever dreamed how much joy and laughter and reflection Calvin & Hobbes would bring to so many people, in so many countries, for so many years!

#HappyBirthday #BillWatterson #CalvinandHobbes

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[Dan @Danpeviv]

Spiderman: 3pm
House of Gucci: 6pm.

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

Steven Spielberg: “I need a song for my dinosaur movie”

John Williams: “cool I’m going to write the most beautiful song in the entire world”

[lauren @laurenb153]

Pro: picked an absolutely fantastic season to start watching #Formula1
Con: every season from here on out will be boring by comparison

[lauren @laurenb153]

Love Trap is one of the best dating shows on right now. absolutely insane

[lauren @laurenb153]

girls be like "fuck capitalism" then make disney a third of their personality

[lauren @laurenb153]

the political compass is just zodiac for teenage boys

[lauren @laurenb153]

the constant struggle of trying to flirt with a guy: is he flirting back or being nice while completely clueless

[lauren @laurenb153]

Left for a week and Leia is determined to not let me out of her sight again

[lauren @laurenb153]

got a bad cut on my forehead but most people I sent a picture to said my makeup looked really good so maybe today is a win

[Joe Tracini @joetracini]

It’s been an honour commentating the gymnastics today.

[Astead @AsteadWH]

every anti vaxxer invokes hipaa like it's the legal version of uno draw four

[lauren @laurenb153]

going to adopt a dog so I can teach it based and cringe instead of good dog and bad dog

[lauren @laurenb153]

this is my favorite season of Love Island yet

[lauren @laurenb153]

It's too easy to forget how amazing it feels to finish a really good book