Laurence Simon

Senior Technical Writer at Tealium, Inc.

[Laurence Simon @laurencesimon]

If T.S. Eliot can measure his life in coffee spoons, I can measure this chapter in my career in minor league ballcaps worn.

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I usually feel a lot better on days when I do my morning walk. Got 40 minutes in today. Time to take my steak-tastes-better pills, wash off the walk, and get ready to do the WOW thing.

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Down to my last few minor league ballcaps before I have to start the cycle anew. Been wearing a different one every workday since I started on 4/4.

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I have a collection of minor league ballcaps. I change my work icons every morning. I should automate that process. Adds to Jira.... and... score it a 100. There. Done. (Parks it on backlog for a while)

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FYI, I have an Apple Watch Face that slideshows a bunch of Tamed Beast images. Every time I think I've got them all, another sneaks up... it's like Pokemon, except more MarTechy.

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I should update this placeholder to another placeholder... tomorrow.

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Thank you, Nick.

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"What JIRA case is this in? <- the best answer to difficult questions.

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Sometimes, a MacOS update is the only way to take a well-needed break with the cats.

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Make a difference.

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My home office is all wet. Moving inside.

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https://t.co/DGHHCgsMXZ

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I really should change my icon to Simon Bar Sinister.

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Playing with the doc site's CSS. I'm not as much an expert as a Homer Simpson joyfully adding star wipe after star wipe.

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And back to work. #bestpandemicever

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Yay a week off... and... um... er... well, poop. Staycation again.

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They thought me mad for wanting to record tracks for tutorial videos at home...

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I ran out of shampoo. So I shaved my head.

[Laurence Simon @laurencesimon]

They call it working from home. I call it working from under cat.