lauren

brooooo

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

please enjoy these very adorable photos of yoshi wanting to join us out on the fire escape

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

.@GovParsonMO, please do not let Missouri execute
@innocence @the_MIP client #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent person — where there is overwhelming evidence that his trial was constitutionally unfair — on 9/24. https://t.co/Ofhg9nNpAB

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

@FedEx not your staff changing the box of my package and taking out half the stuff my mom sent me😭😭😭😭

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

i’m sorry but why do you need lipstick just for a flight

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

it’s so weird seeing someone you know beginning to try to be an influencer

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

nobody knows me like my notes app

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

yes, i’m not interested

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“i’m just resting my eyes”

me actually passing out 5 min later

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

everyone wants you to be happy but don’t want to help you get there
wonders why you’re alone, then leaves you alone
wants to know what’s wrong but doesn’t actually want to do anything about it

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

crying cause MY CALVES ARE STUCK

[ryan @thisismeryan13]

Just heard someone say “slap my ass and call me Mamma Mia 2, because here we go again!” and I will be finding an appropriate time to use that in the future!!

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

and you wonder what’s wrong with america when most psychiatrist don’t take insurance and the appointments start at $300… no wonder there’s so much violence :’)

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

bruh lol

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

i feel played

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

i hate summer heat hahahah bring back fall pls

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

not my grandma calling me out for being depressed for 10 years hahahah not wrong tho

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

ughhhh

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

next

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

i love posting gay stuff on facebook where the homophobia lives

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

i’m telling you public transportation gets fucking scarier every day in nyc

[lauren @laurencrosslin]

when the tattoo gets itchy 😭😭😭