Lauren Allison

Since my dad is a ginger, does that mean I only have half a soul?

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

My boyfriend has an 1915 apartment downtown. I can't handle the excitement.

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

@andy_pabster4 jealous 😍😍

[ky @Kylieemichelle6]

there's literally so many cool things to do in this world and I feel all I do is school and work and I'm over it

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

You are aesthetically pleasing.

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

My dad demands to meet the guy I've been going on dates with. How does my dad dress to meet him? Hawaiian shirt socks with sandals #basicdad

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

*puts knitting needle down because orange would not fit her complexion well and you can't knit in prison #knittingislife

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

"That was the last straw, Marg. I warned you!"
*wields knitting needle contemplating if she'll look good in orange jail suit

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

I wonder if they ever contemplated on killing someone with their knitting needles...

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

The elderly women keep multiplying and I'm getting excited

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

I'm that person that brings an old textbook with me to read the short stories even though I haven't needed to use that book for 2 years..

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

Today's enjoyment is of adorable elderly women knitting in the coffee shop that I have been in for many hours.

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

ITS A UTENSIL REVOLUTION

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

I can do all things through Christ who give me strength
*EATS A WHOLE PIZZA

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

I was not mentally prepared for this new snapchat update.

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

Like nah ma, Chill. I stayed up all night rock climbing, watching Dune and eating too many Calzones. God I wish..
🙄

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

"NO TEXT. NO CALL. ARE YOU ON DRUGS?! GOD I DONT WANT TO RAISE A HEATHEN. HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THE MARIJUANA?!"

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

So I left the house at 7pm yesterday and just got home at 10am and my mama flips s*** like Mrs. Weasley "WHERE HAVE. YOU BEEN"

[Lauren Allison @laurendaberry]

@andy_pabster4 life goals