Lauren P

[Lauren P @laurenelazuli]

#luckycharms please don’t ever get rid of the jumbo unicorns they are the BEST

[Lauren P @laurenelazuli]

@dumbbitchcap A week?? Mine was next day after released from the hospital. I hadn’t slept in 3 days and couldn’t remember my phone number when they asked

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Data shows that moms with young children usually want relief on Mother’s Day. Quiet. Rest. Space away from constant responsibility. Meanwhile, moms with older or adult children often want the opposite. They want togetherness. Time with their kids. A family lunch. Everyone in one place. That’s why your mother-in-law may insist on brunch. Why grandma wants to be included in the plans...
And why you, in this season of motherhood, may secretly want to disappear into a hotel room alone with zero responsibilities. No one is wrong here. It’s just different ends of the motherhood spectrum showing up on the same day.

[Lauren P @laurenelazuli]

@Ravenismeee Idk about force but I believe it’s important to teach and model basic manners

[Lauren P @laurenelazuli]

@Raindropsmedia1 Where in Tx is she working as a teacher making that much?!

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

[Lauren P @laurenelazuli]

@james_xond George Floyd

[Lauren P @laurenelazuli]

@wainoee This was a big preference of mine when buying a house, and it was honestly hard to find!

[Lauren P @laurenelazuli]

@wfaaweather Appreciate you, cousin Pete!

[Princess LIL BIT 💫 @thatgirlmulaa]

In case you weren’t raised correctly, it is a man's job to set the tone in a relationship. Whether people want to admit it or not, a woman feeds off his energy.. his consistency, his intentions, his presence. She takes what he gives and reflects it. When a man leads with clarity, love, and respect, it creates a space where a woman can feel safe, soft, and secure. Vice versa, when he leads with confusion, mixed signals, and inconsistency, it forces her to operate in survival mode. She becomes guarded, unsure, and emotionally exhausted 💡

[✶ @uxcel]

the traumatized urge to over explain things so that i'm not misunderstood

[ipeleng @ipelenggg]

hey guys
how can i get my spark back

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

Fathers don't usually die during childbirth

[Lauren P @laurenelazuli]

@plzbepatient 😬

[W!ll @PappasFritas]

She was 17, a perfectly acceptable age to not know any philosophers but a very impressive age to embarrass a 31 year old with his own bullshit.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf slept like 13 hours last night and now she’s taking a 4:30 nap? women are so mysterious . Or maybe she has a disease

[Lauren P @laurenelazuli]

@nekyias Always anticipating the worst so never surprised