Lauren Lide

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

Have been stuck in the Raeford Rd @ChickfilA line for 20 and 30 minutes the last 3 times I’ve been. Get it together!

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

@alanewright thank the lord for Taco Bell that day

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

@alanewright so glad I could provide us with the warmth and comfort to get extra snuggley in the back seat 😘

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

Thanks to whoever just paid for my lunch!

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

@elownds can Bailey and I join?? She would look so cute in a pilgrim hat

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

@elownds dress and all?

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

@elownds I believe you're thinking of the Amish.. And neither are in Oregon..

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

@tjwhims @elownds that is the farthest thing from the truth I've ever heard

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

All I want in life is for my dog to want to cuddle with me as much as I want to with her.. Too much to ask? 😍🐾

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

@JenLance why on earth would you ever spend $40 on hairspray in the first place?!

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

@elownds thank you!! Love you!

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

It should be illegal to have to wake up at 5:30 am and go to work for 12 hours on my birthday. 😐👎🎉

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

“@UberFacts: More than 50% of American pet owners will spend an average of $46 on presents for their pets this Christmas.” Guilty

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

@brittanykirklan except it's not. At all.

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

“@UntoIdSecrets: Some studies suggest that using sarcasm can significantly improve your IQ” @Dannastokes must be an absolute genius

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

Scott lost his phone last night.. Clearly it wasn't stolen, since it was made in 1942. Soooo if any of y'all need him, call me.

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

@courtcarter17 thank you!!! And tell E happy belated bday! We can celebrate both of ours together soon! 2⃣2⃣ And 2⃣!

[Evansville Otters @EvilleOtters]

Pitcher Scott Weismann with 3.1 scoreless innings #GoOtters

[Lauren Lide @laurenelide]

Just got carded trying to redeem savings bonds at the bank because the lady thought i was 16.. Ill be 22 in 6 days 😑