Lauren Robertson

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Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Roll Tide

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the scheming court eunuch after i start choking from a bite of my food

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

They just rescued 163 kidnapped kids in underground cages with duct tape over their mouths from a human trafficking ring in Florida and it hasn’t been on the news once because it’s 3 white maga Christian dudes that ran it. Take all the time you need with that one

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

It’s her crazy time 😭

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

First Round Djokovic exit in Mamdani’s New York

[고양이는 왜 이럴까 @weirdnlovely]

비누 한입 먹더니 표정으로 욕하는 중

[des @desdotjs]

boyfriend called… DECLINE! Busy BITCH ! working a JOB thanks to you !

[Jean Allen @peakcapitolism]

It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Just shut down the whole karaoke bar with my version of the Skyrizi song. People with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis were coming up to me with tears in their eyes wanting to shake my hand. The bartender added me on insta and let me hit her Skyrizi pen.

[wormbuxxxxxxxxxx @kayteterry]

Ok slay you cuntelope

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

This image of a football match in Gaza was removed from a sports photography festival in France, following Israeli pressure.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Drug companies Moderna and Merck have just announced a vaccine that could stop cancer from spreading, funded with an mRNA NIH research grant.

HHS Secretary RFK Jr. chose to end 22 similar mRNA research projects worth $500M in 2025.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

There is no reforming this.

[spooky liz 🎃 @lizaboth]

This is what pro life/pro family is btw

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Florida Republican Mike Caruso, who advocated for the death penalty for pedophiles, has been arrested for sexually abusing and molesting his own grandson.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Over 3,200 pounds of pastrami and corned beef have been recalled over possible Listeria contamination.

[Sophie @oldhagposting]

I have a lot of expenses coming up so it’s a beautiful time to remind everyone that for $40 you could be the owner of one of my famous Big Ol’ Cigs and for $0 you could retweet this and help me find someone who’d like to own one

[Prof Julia Steinberger @JKSteinberger]

2027 is likely to be WAY worse than this 2026 in terms of extreme heat, drought, fires, crop losses. WAY worse. In the Northern hemisphere, we have half a year to prepare for next summer and save some lives.
Everyone is acting like 2026 is a blip. No: far worse is to come.

[Luke Beasley @lukepbeasley]

This is it. Sharia law is here.

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you