DOLFINPRINSES

What I do I do because I like to do.

[Golden Tate @ShowtimeTate]

I think the eagles just hate us more than washington. That’s only thing that could make sense right?

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

@kfusccc I just have a pistachio body

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

@espn is the worst channel to watch sports on and it’s literally THE SPORTS CHANNEL

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The single most depressing thing about Trump supporters is that a lot of them are evangelicals

The idea that Christ might approve of this vile, sleazy, pride-filled and rudderless oaf is an insult to his teaching

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck fuck fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

✊🏾

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This 70-step trick shot just keeps getting better 🤯

(via creezy/YouTube)

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

@AlannaMairead I don’t even know who this is but I googled him and ya boi out here lookin like Malibu’s Most Wanted

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

@MichelobULTRA #ULTRAPrizeScramble #Sweepstakes

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

@AlannaMairead Where are you moving??

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

@zek_zarby That’s egregious

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

“If you can picture a trampoline...” #shitmyboyfriendsaysonworkcalls

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

Why is mistletoe not called kisstletoe?

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

Nothing makes me happier than salty Philadelphia fans #NYGvsPHI

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

“I’m fuckin lifting weights mother fucker!” #shitgymbrossay

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

@fox fix your shit

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

How you gonna be mad at Trader Joe’s?

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

@JdeGrom19 why wasn’t your players’ weekend name dePitcher?

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

“You know what I didn’t really have any Summer Shandys this summer”

[DOLFINPRINSES @laurenfalky]

“THATS FACTS!”