lauren forrest billitz

Whisper what I need, something pretty.

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

@KaleighMyrex My tongue hasn’t stopped touching my teeth lol. So weird

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

I’m starting Invisalign in a month, and they took off my bottom retainer to take scans of my teeth. It feels so weird without it… I’ve had it for like 15 years 😂

[Zach Lind @zlind76]

Dude from Smashmouth was pretty nice.

[Taylor David Rice @taylordavidrice]

After the longest period of not playing live since I was 14 years old, our first show back was the Greek last night. I cried. And it was my son’s first time seeing us play live.

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

@forrest_scott Hahahaha yep. You can’t be trusted

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

@millldro Not going to lie, I would be super bitter if he didn’t look like me a little bit! lol! Thank you 😊

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

I’m so glad to know that after throwing up every day I was pregnant and birthing this child, that Owen turned out to look exactly like me. It was all worth it lol 😝

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Sob Rock. July 16.

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

@Krenee01 Don’t even get me started on maternity leave in America....

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

I would love to post a picture of me and my mom from my wedding but I don’t have one... yeah... I didn’t get ONE PICTURE of just me and my mom from my wedding. So that’s cool....

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

🥰🥰

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

500 Days of Summer is now available to watch on @hulu! So taking the time now to say once again, Summer isn’t the villain. Happy watching! ☀️

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

But thankfully we found her little bitch ass. I was hysterical and freaking out. Note to self, don’t try to handle my crazy dog and baby alone again 😅

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

@AyeMaryKate is a true best friend/angel! After my dog running off into the woods today and me not being to go find her (had my 8 month old baby with me 🙃🙃). She left her house to go search for her. MVP!

[mamrie hart @mametown]

Just realized how different ‘DAUGHTER’ and ‘LAUGHTER’ are pronounced despite being one letter apart and, y’all, I’m not even stoned.

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

I feel like every month, there’s a different occasion you gotta get pictures of your kid for. I can’t keep up 😅 #firsttimemom

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

@AyeMaryKate

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

I’m watching older rom coms and Julia Roberts in the 90s is such a vibe

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

Owen wakes up pretty early like around 6. I wake up for work at 5:30. But today I’m off... Owen slept until 7:00... but I woke up at 5:15 and couldn’t go back to sleep? Ugh

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

I regret so badly not taking more pregnancy pictures 🥺. #hyperemesisprobs

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

@Emma_Juliet I look at outfits with the cutesy stuff and I just end up picking plain adult looking stuff every time lol. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[lauren forrest billitz @laurenfbillitz]

I feel like I’m the only mom like this... but I hate super patterned/cutesy/have their name on everything clothes for kids. I like to dress Owen in adult like clothes but for babies. Does that make me weird? Lol