Lauren Lain

my friends call me grandma

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

@zoebricker Me. But Bob’s Burgers 😂😂

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

“Hey, Pastor Lauren, can I tell you something? I like the taste of cardboard. And you BETTER not tell anybody!!!!!!!!”

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

@schreiner_haley @mvnu1968 Shook

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

@schreiner_haley Google: not computing

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

Nothin like waking up from my post-camp recovery coma to discover that my fridge went out days ago…

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

One of my kids wrote me a report about orcas for no other reason that just to share it with me 😭😭 reason #401837472892 why I love kids min

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

8yo: can we play outside today?
Me: hmm I’m not sure. It’s kinda cold!
8yo: that’s okay, we’re BOYS! We LIVE to resist the cold!!

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

I’ve become the bandaid dispenser at #SCOblast thanks to Welly bravery bandages 💪🏼💪🏼

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

@__aem___ I see my future

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

@CoolRanchToesie @cjbailey7777 Read Hunter Winey’s theology paper from last semester!!

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

@nomacs_justkenz “And I got many AR points” 😂☠️

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

When you’re a kids pastor, you always get fun gifts like drawings and necklaces…and ziploc baggies of orbees. #blessed

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

@schreiner_haley That’s how we outsmart the hackers 💪🏼💪🏼 haha!

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

@schreiner_haley Scared how i relate to this

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

@carmrene_ Um FOR sure 😜

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

I will take ANY kids to Olive Garden for Valentine’s Day today. Parents pls send them to me. They are my valentines and I love them. They deserve unlimited breadsticks and affirmation.

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

“I can’t hold my two gerbils cause they’re too new, and I really wanna hold them so, yeah, prayers for that”
Age 10

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

I decided to start a thread of things kids have asked me to pray for. Enjoy.

[Lauren Lain @laurenglain]

“I’d like to pray and thank God for hair because none of us in this circle are bald.”
Age 11