Lauren Fetzer

[Jim Jefferies Show @jefferiesshow]

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[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

I just gave Josh his first @Wendys fry dipped in a Frosty. Took the poor guy 34 years to discover the finer things in life!

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

Just heard a little girl about 9 say, "Look. When you tell a girl not to do something, it makes he want to do it." Such wisdom already! 😂

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

@debhrbn @McElwainsTeeth OMG so accurate!!! 😂😂😂

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

@patriotsdayfilm, @Sherlock221B and @SHO_Homeland all in one day?!? I hope my heart can take it!!!

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

#SnowedIn2017 Day 1 - The husband is making s'mores in the toaster oven.

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

It's not often that Jeopardy brings a tear to your eye 😢

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

How is it that the vegetarian on a diet leaves work with a Christmas tin full of toffee and a 10 1/2 pound ham?

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

All of these people making videos about wrapping oddly shaped gifts must have never heard of a gift bag.

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

My husband is in the kitchen singing Ariana Grande. And dancing to his singing. #MarriedLife is so entertaining!

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

#Bajan public access TV is playing a local remake of Sweet Caroline. Perfect combination of some of my favorite things!

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

This weekend I asked my Army vet fiancé to start me on boot camp workouts tomorrow. He has now said "5am" & "Pain Train". What have I done?

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

I want to know where they got all of those disposable cameras. And where they're going to get the pictures developed. #Debate

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

I don't think I'll ever understand a presidential candidate not wearing an American Flag on their lapel. #Debate

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

What your preferred media outlet tells you to vote for. This election isnt about them it's about your future and the future of your children

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

According to my Twitter feed, there's about 27 different #Debate tonight. Be smart, people. Do your homework. Vote for what YOU want, not...

[Red Sox @RedSox]

The journey continues tomorrow. #Postseason

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

At trivia, the answer is @drdre. "I want to know where he got his medical degree!" Marie 😂

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

No words.

[Lauren Fetzer @laurenl25]

HAPPY WEDDING MONTH!!!!!!!!! 3 weeks until I get to marry my favorite person in the world! #forfetzerandalways