Ghost Malone

Made of equal parts love and vodka 💕

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@AstrisCantCode @DJSnM A man who saved countless lives for many many years. He will be sorely missed.

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@DJSnM Thank you for trying, if there is veracity to the info ive received he was a good good man who saved lives for over 30+ years and will be dearly missed.

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@wealth_turtle @AP Dental infections and decay are a common origin of sepsis, so I’m unsure of why you think it would be related to what you’re alluding to. Strange thing it is for people with no medical background to make blazen statements on something they’re so highly uneducated in.

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@Mary_Russ When you find someone willing to pay for this… I too need one… I have ugly feet but am willing to sell pics

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@lcreynolds1169 @FederalJHP @Bigquantumm @DianeRollie @Packer_Owner @jw8c @Craig_A_Spencer @NFL I’m sorry it’s not funny but it’s funny.. this man’s really out here questioning the “professionals” but doesn’t know what ACLS is 🫠

[Dynasty Pros @DynastyProsFF]

Let's take a break and watch a clip of Damar Hamlin giving his family some love just prior a game.

This is what needs to be seen right now.

Please be okay 🙏

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@walmarthelp You can stop false advertising your products

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

What the actual hell is this @Walmart..flat, poorly made.. took a month to get here.. false advertisement… $30 each… my mothers Christmas is RUINED 😭

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@texasaintblue @fintan2928 @CB1KRrider @hodgetwins No fucking way you’re trying to talk out of your ass about elevated D-Dimers NOT being a primary concern with COVID infection. 🤡

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

Wow. I mean. WOW. The under the breath congratulations…

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

It’s immense to me people out there are getting married, having babies, having their dream careers/lifestyles and I spent an ACTUAL 30 minutes picking boogers out of a ventilated patients nose for a little over minimum wage 💫

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

I am living for the downfall of AirBnB bc the last time I paid 1200 for one in Bend Oregon, I had to leave immediately due to the overwhelming smell of mold and rot. Contacted support and they said “the host says it’s just an old unit” WHAT??🥹

[MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP]

A classic from a suspended account. I think about it and die laughing every time

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@hulu so I have to buy a whole new tv or streaming adapter in order to use your service on a perfectly good electronic? cAPiTaLiSm “Your smart TV is no longer smart 😢”

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

I swear on my life I JUST had a conversation with a psych patient at work that went EXACTLY like this

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

I got a 24 hour ban on FB for saying “Men are Trash”, which is funny considering a man said he was printing off a photo of my pfp and using my face as target practice so he’d be ready when he encountered me in real life. @facebook what say you though?

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@ameliaelizalde @trefloww What is the march personality? Dying to know.

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@chrissyteigen FINE but when you get to the last episode and you feel EMPTY I don’t wanna hear about it

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@chrissyteigen Chrissy PLEASE help me 😭

[Ghost Malone @laurenlaya]

@chrissyteigen You and I can do this together… @GordonRamsay bring back Kitchen Nightmares 😭 my favorite comfort show