Lauren Gottfreid

Florida State University Class of 2018

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

I was wiping tia’s eyes and my dad says “you have to tell her she is a pretty girl when you do that otherwise she doesn’t like it” ....the man who said he didn’t want a dog

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

@twins Kirby Puckett #twinstrivia

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@Twins 2002 #TwinsTrivia

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Puke and rally

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White chocolate lindor truffles are the way to my heart

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

Party started at 2:30, it’s 2:42 and I’ve already been told that I’m a brainwashed liberal. Happy thanksgiving everyone! 🦃🧡

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

I just said “Ooo it’s 70 degrees out. I better grab a sweater, I might get cold” ....who have I become?

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

I am currently at a college bar and all I want to do is pick up all of the plastic cups off the floor and recycle them, have I reach adulthood? Is this it? I’m concerned.

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

@priyankachopra your husband is hot. Thanks @jonasbrothers for a wonderful night 💚🧡💙

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

I’m going through a phase where I say “live, laugh, love it” and honestly I want to punch myself in the face every time, but I can’t stop.

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

Remember that one time when I drunk tweeted for a straight month? Yea, I should get back to that @breworrall

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

Honestly all I want is a Crab Rangoon from new Hong Kong in Eldridge.

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This is the root of all of my problems

[beth✨ @bethanydee5]

i don’t say no to tequila

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

My mom calls me and goes “it’s late! It’s 9:22!” No mom it’s 9:40. “Well shit, it was 9:22 earlier!” ....well you’re not wrong

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

Talking to my dad on the phone and we were discussing how my mother is crazy and his response was “she’s crazy, but she’s really cute and that’s why I love her.” ❤️❤️❤️

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

I tried to be sentimental and tell @breworrall that I’m lucky to have her in my life and her only response was “retweet.” Friendship cancelled.

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

We had chocolate fondue today at work for vday and I overheard someone ask if I got any and my coworker responded “I’m sure she did, she’s serious about her food” 4 months in and they really know me here.

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

I want to be on a boat drinking a Corona right about now

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

12:00 : WOOO HAPPY NEW YEAR!
12:04 : alright, well I’m ready for bed
Starting the year out right, happy 2019 y’all

[Lauren Gottfreid @laurenlefa55]

@breworrall Hush up, my little gopher

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