lo

former wisconsin 7, current new york 4

[lo @laurenmaneater]

Do you ever get nervous that other drivers are judging you because your windshield wipers are going too fast?

[ang @cybermrcury]

My lover and I are forever so don’t be surprised when we’re still pulling up together in a couple thousand of years

[m @msnetiker]

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

[lo @laurenmaneater]

@raevenhaired kgdjajjfjsjshs ope love ya

[rae ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @leslixies]

2025 in for me is to get fucking laid i can’t take this anymore

[lo @laurenmaneater]

@emmamke anything but that!!!! what the hell

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

[lo @laurenmaneater]

smash

[Johan Pablo Petersen @DarkLordeBryan]

Luigi Mangione, alleged suspect in the killing of UHC CEO Brian Thompson.

The manhunt has now ended with investigators declaring "too hot to convict"

[halli ⸆⸉ 𓆙❤️‍🔥 @inthevault_]

Greatest country in the world?? Why is every woman I know crying on the way to work today???

[lo @laurenmaneater]

wild fucking deja vu moment 😵‍💫🤧

[lo @laurenmaneater]

way too mentally unstable for the election to be a week away, can someone who knows a guy just tell them to postpone???

[lo @laurenmaneater]

@isabelava15 @Whotfisearrl honored actually 🥹🫶

[lo @laurenmaneater]

okay but WHY are you guys eating your cappuccinos with spoons you are not supposed to do that plz

[esra @1989healy]

I love the northern lights

[lo @laurenmaneater]

in the past 48 hours i’ve had a mouse fall through my ceiling vent, saw a woman get hit by a car, and witnessed my deli guy tackle someone after breaking into his car 😌 nyc love u🗽

[lo @laurenmaneater]

crushtomer came in at 9am and i’m expected to stay and work the rest of my shift? what’s the point??

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“Tomorrow I’m doing 9/11” is such a cool thing to say. You can’t even be mad about it. It’s perfect.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

donald using a nyx jumbo eye pencil in the shade milk on the lower waterline

[lo @laurenmaneater]

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[lo @laurenmaneater]

so completely in love with life right now i’m not ready for summer

[lo @laurenmaneater]

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