lauren 🐝

Wife to Ethan • Mommy to Ezra + Asher + Blair • GPC •

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

Argentina 🤝🏽 FIFA

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

Trying to explain to trump idolizers that I can, in fact, be conservative and not maga. 🫠

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

What’s the phone number for the FIFA red card appeal hotline?

[greg @greg16676935420]

Shoulda pulled this move when the ref handed him a red card

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

Justice for Balogun!!!!!

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

Not a single yellow card for the 1,749 Bosnia harsh fouls, then a flipping red card for an accident? Fire all of these refs. I’m so mad.

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

Got back on twitter/x just so I can follow @FreddyLA7

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

God may use you for His glory, but don’t take that as a sign that He approves of how you are living.

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

Just getting on here to tell everyone how ironic my life is… I did, in fact, get a positive pregnancy test after my trip in September. Now I have another beautiful lil boy 💙

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

So many pregnant women at our church and all I can think is LORD PLEASE NOT ME UNTIL AFTER MY DISNEY TRIP IN SEPTEMBER

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Texas stands with Israel.

Israel has been our friend and partner.

May God bless them and keep them safe.

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

So many pregnant women at our church and all I can think is LORD PLEASE NOT ME UNTIL AFTER MY DISNEY TRIP IN SEPTEMBER

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

Seriously in tears from excitement for my SIL! My little niece will be arriving tomorrow! 🤱🏻

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

Gonna drown my feelings with Chinese food and ice cream tonight

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

@heychessikuh OTP. 🥺❤️

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

Ezra just walked from the couch to the coffee table all by himself and I am inconsolable 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m not ok

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

Bongo la bongo cha cha cha

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

I can take an hour walk outside and feel great. But 15 minutes to mow my backyard??? My body is radiating heeeaaatttttt

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

If I had a dime for every time I think/say this !!!!!!!!

[lauren 🐝 @laurenmbarger]

I have Z E R O motivation today 🥱

[skz saw rae @dwaerki]

do australian cows say maur