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[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

My coworker really just told me he hopes our boss doesn’t hire any more women because all we do is go on maternity leave 🙃

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a golden retriever in a white suburban upper middle class family.

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

@MileyCyrus @CashApp $xxlaurenmcb Tesla

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

@MileyCyrus @CashApp $xxlaurenmcb Apple

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

This aged well.

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

Sometimes I think about how Donald Trump is our president and I die a little inside.

[The Dodo @dodo]

This dog will NOT let her dad stop kissing her!

[Paul Palmeri @ThisPaul]

I don't know about you guys but I can not relax until I find the perfect show to ignore while looking at my phone

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

And by sometimes I mean like twice a day.

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

Sometimes I think about how Donald Trump is our president and I die a little inside.

[Stockton Police Dept @StocktonPolice]

Please help us locate. #MissingPerson

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

Will I ever find a nail lady that doesn't make all my fingers bleed? The search continues.

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

@MoneyMacSmooth it's like the golden ticket, I win a trip to factory in China ✊

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

That awkward moment when your new Ipsy bag comes with a long black bonus hair in the makeup @ipsy @bhcosmetics @ipsyCare

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

I'm petty sometimes.

[Kate Zasowski @katezasowski]

If Hillary wins, little girls will learn they can be president. If Trump wins, little boys will learn they can assault women & be president.

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

@turkeyluvrr I need to start watching, sounds entertaining. Gotta love some political beef.

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

@turkeyluvrr lol the debates between the correspondents was getting heated, I thought heads were gonna explode

[Evil Emma Stefansky @stefabsky]

I loved that part of the Bible when Jesus said "grab them by the pussy" https://t.co/pP5dMeAUuQ

[☆lauren @laurenmcbitch]

CNN is lit rn.