Lauren Michael

life is short; eat dessert first.

[Chilled Chaos @ChilledChaos]

.@realDonaldTrump fixed that for you! You're welcome :)

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@HasanMinhaj on those who support Donald Trump despite his bigotry. https://t.co/SzJgXsonOr

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@AnaMarieCox: Trump voters have “traded away their... economic opportunities for the right to be a little more explicit in their racism.”

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

@marino2duper why the everyday man couldn't voice their opinion for anyone else but a racist idk. Clearly banding together works.

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

@marino2duper thanks, uneducated white men!

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

What have we done? #Whitelash #ElectionNight #NotMyPresident

[Fake Ray Fosse @FakeFosse]

Man....uneducated white people

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS! @stephen_hoops

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

#love http://t.co/BFH7DAozKN

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

If you're wearing a shirt that's too small just to show off your muscles, I automatically assume you're an asshole.

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

The boys. http://t.co/fIULfwojkb

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

He must've missed me, idk why he's sitting like this lol http://t.co/p2fbGWRYVr

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

Found this little gem outside Stephen's apartment... Somewhere, some happy couple is having the night… http://t.co/MrwS0aaUGD

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

I love #DuckDynasty

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

Couldn't get them to stop kissing each other. @ Mountain Valley Apartments http://t.co/x8jOQLM8

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

I just realized that I'm dating Ron Swanson. Go me! http://t.co/q7SWgD5t

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

He loves me. http://t.co/w3i22D5k

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

This is what a Chewbacca looks like shaved. http://t.co/deAf8VCN

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

Foot rubs are to women what blowjobs are to men. #RealTalk

[Lauren Michael @laurenmichael]

Such a strange dog. http://t.co/GNT1o3ee