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[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

His first target trip was a success

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

I’ll see you tomorrow F1!!

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

Got called a fake fan for wearing a chiefs jersey today like wtf I been with yall from the start 😂

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

A girls ex best friend is equivalent to men thinking about the Roman Empire

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

Okay but if I don’t get @zachlanebryan tickets I will cry but also if i get them I will also cry

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

My families love language is making fun of each other

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

I love road trips but something about driving somewhere new alone in the dark makes me wanna cry

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

Okay but like how do people make friends in their 20s it’s so weird

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

I can’t find boulevard wheat anywhere in Vegas and that just hurts my feelings

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

I definitely feel like if I got kidnapped in Nevada they would drop me off with aliens

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

If you drive a Tacoma please grow up and get a F-150

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

living out of state is awesome and traveling for work is too but not a damn thing prepares you for missing funerals and getting phone calls about friends passing and it’s just not fair

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

Hot take chick fil a sauce isn’t that great

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

$4.25 a gallon just so you can wreck your car in a pothole

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

@aunrecognizable @SKCWiz We are going to in a tub ASAP man

[Zoë Goss @zocheckmyflo]

Mahomes only flaw is that Coors Light is his beer of choice

[addie @iamaddie]

YOU’RE FIRED.

[lauren @laurenmrandolph]

@carrieleighisme sugar cookies