Lauren

she/her.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

I’m sorry what about young people? No jobs, no chance of owning a home without massive financial help, oh and a cost of living crisis but absolutely no worries we’ll make sure the fucking old people are alright.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

From next April, pensioners will get more money in their State Pension.

My government is tackling the cost of living and delivering greater security for those in retirement.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

Believe it or not women can be interested in sports without matcha and pink text. Setting women back about 50 years with this shit and it feels apparent no actual women were consulted. Delete ittttttt

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Farewell” like he died of old age or natural causes.

He was murdered by Israel.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

I shouldn’t have to receive your email if it’s got a stupid fucking selfie on it. Get out my face

[Lauren @laurennj95]

Breaking up with someone and losing a good corner shop is so rough. Just want the random mango beverage I fell in love with but naw.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

Ending up in a fucking hun pub in Huddersfield was not on the bingo card??

[Lauren @laurennj95]

My wee brother having a girlfriend makes my life so much more pleasant when I’m home. She’s brought me in an iced coffee, I can hear Chappell Roan playing and we’ve bullied Adam x

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

‘punk’ isn’t a studded belt and an aesthetic buzzword, people have lost all sight of the fact that it’s punk to care, it’s punk to be informed; in fact, being political is NECESSARY to be punk. The root of punk ideology is anti-establishment, anti-war, anti-white supremacy

[Lauren @laurennj95]

So like I’ve seen pictures of the Leaning Tower of Pisa but I didn’t realise she was like really LEANING.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

Defending chippys to the English is almost a full time job down here. Dying on the hill of the pizza crunch x

[Lauren @laurennj95]

Getting stuck behind lottery folk in the queue is the bane of my existence.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

On a Saturday morning I ring my gran and she gossips with me about the village and her pals and we eat biscuits and it’s great.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

My parents are coming to see me today and I’m v excited cause I haven’t seen them since Christmas and they’ll also have a Mothers Pride x

[Lauren @laurennj95]

Love when supermarkets put the desserts up the back of the shop. Like as the crow flies as far from the door as possible. Makes me feel like I’ve earned my cheesecake.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

Brought home a box of deep fried pickles last night rather than a coworker. Small wins.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

My upstairs neighbour had a joint lit at 7:30 this morning. One of us is winding down to Christmas properly and I don’t think it’s me.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

I’m sorry but refunds are a pisstake. How is it taking 10 days to get my money back but it took 0.25 seconds for you to take it out?

[Lauren @laurennj95]

Next best part is sending the girls the picture of the shelf and everyone acting as if I’ve achieved world peace.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

Might not have a da I can phone for DIY advice, thankfully I have a wee brother who’s willing to FaceTime me whilst I put a shelf up.

[Lauren @laurennj95]

I’m not like other girls, The Lonely Island were third on my Spotify wrapped.